The server is too busy, please try again later.....Redux

[The Unabomber]

Apparently you guys want me to speak again on this:



Posting everytime you can't log in isn't going to make it go away any faster.



Several things have to happen before I can work on this, and those things aren't complete yet. You can keep complaining but like I said, there's no point. If you want this fixed ASAP, donate $500...



.. that's what I thought.





How much are stock options? Where do I mail the check? :finger1:



It has not been too bad lately.. I can't complain after all its free... :wordup:

[YaMamaBitch]

i've never got that message, and i visit here atleast once a day. weird.

[Raybdbomb]

who should i write the check to



Mr. D. Nerd

[jas]

is the server on 56k or soemthing?

[Aragon]

are you joking or soemthing?

[Speed]

I may get the server busy message once in a while, but I never have lag issues on here.

[allciaduh]

what would make the most sense, and this is just speculation, would be to close the entire porn forum down completely. to date, there are exactly 1.2 million sites that offer free porn, and if that's not enough there are 7.4 million sites that you have to pay. so, do you really need another one?



-edit-



make that 2.3 million and 7.9 million, respectively.



exactamundo



do we feel the need to debase ourselves to gain popularity?



reminds me of a joke i heard... there was this grade school girl, she did it for a nickel...



punchline is... her friend did it for a penny

[apathy]

Currently Active Users: 95 (34 members and 61 guests)



The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.



Word on the street is you get money for page hits. I don't care if the pages load slow - just up the damn max connection limit.



This is just rediculous.



And if you don't get money for page hits, I'll send you my entire porn collection (currently 40GB in videos) to knock this shit off...



There has to be a solution to this besides just letting random guests jerking off hold priority over members

[iNViSiGOD]

It isnt that y0, its the fact that his average hit time on the MySQL database is like 30 a second. As i stated earlier its MySQL thats causing it.

[Shaddow]

I still get the server buzy, but IF you whiners & porn hounds develope a little patience, it comes back fairly quickly. I'l always able to access the forums usually about 5 mins after I get the server busy.



So start yankin your chain, and quit fucking whining, it's getting old fast.