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Raybdbomb
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Hello, my name is Ray Dillyo. I am suffering from rare and deadly

diseases, poor scores on final exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of being

kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out

50 billion fucking forwards sent to me by people who actually believe that

if you forward them, that some poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with lung

cancer brought on by second-hand smoke from the cigarettes smoked by the big

bad men who kidnapped her and took pornographic pictures of her for use on

their child pornography web site will get 6 fucking cents every time you

send me the letter. Morons, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going

to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How fucking stupid

are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll

get laid by every Victoria's Secret model in the catalog! What a bunch of

bullshit. So basically, this message is a big *FUCK YOU* to all the idiots

out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail

forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my

apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was

started by Aristotle and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on

the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness

Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.

Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send something

mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends,"

and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a

nickel from some "omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking

care. I don't give a shit. Show a little intelligence and think about what

you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's

your own unpopularity. P.S. Please forward *this* and an extended middle

finger to at least 50 of your closest friends.
NIN

Re: Here is a forward for YOU mr forwarder [Archive] - ForumsHQ

Post by NIN »

P.S. Please forward *this* and an extended middle

finger to at least 50 of your closest friends.



if i dont will "the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my

apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was

started by Aristotle and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on

the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness

Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity."



dam thats the longest sentence i've ever seen ("blantant stupidity")



*grin Ray*
Raybdbomb
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shutup
NIN

Re: Here is a forward for YOU mr forwarder [Archive] - ForumsHQ

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P.S. Please forward *this* and an extended middle

finger to at least 50 of your closest friends.



btw, i'm extending me middle finger to u Ray
Helmut
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:fyou:
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