Hello, my name is Ray Dillyo. I am suffering from rare and deadly
diseases, poor scores on final exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of being
kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out
50 billion fucking forwards sent to me by people who actually believe that
if you forward them, that some poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with lung
cancer brought on by second-hand smoke from the cigarettes smoked by the big
bad men who kidnapped her and took pornographic pictures of her for use on
their child pornography web site will get 6 fucking cents every time you
send me the letter. Morons, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going
to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How fucking stupid
are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
get laid by every Victoria's Secret model in the catalog! What a bunch of
bullshit. So basically, this message is a big *FUCK YOU* to all the idiots
out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail
forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my
apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was
started by Aristotle and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on
the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness
Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send something
mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends,"
and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
nickel from some "omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking
care. I don't give a shit. Show a little intelligence and think about what
you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's
your own unpopularity. P.S. Please forward *this* and an extended middle
finger to at least 50 of your closest friends.
Here is a forward for YOU mr forwarder [Archive] - ForumsHQ
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NIN
Re: Here is a forward for YOU mr forwarder [Archive] - ForumsHQ
P.S. Please forward *this* and an extended middle
finger to at least 50 of your closest friends.
if i dont will "the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my
apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was
started by Aristotle and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on
the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness
Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity."
dam thats the longest sentence i've ever seen ("blantant stupidity")
*grin Ray*
finger to at least 50 of your closest friends.
if i dont will "the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my
apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was
started by Aristotle and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on
the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness
Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity."
dam thats the longest sentence i've ever seen ("blantant stupidity")
*grin Ray*
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NIN
Re: Here is a forward for YOU mr forwarder [Archive] - ForumsHQ
P.S. Please forward *this* and an extended middle
finger to at least 50 of your closest friends.
btw, i'm extending me middle finger to u Ray
finger to at least 50 of your closest friends.
btw, i'm extending me middle finger to u Ray