AED-This is serious Pwn-Where Else?

[The Funeral Portrait]

*Combat Engaged*

Stalker moves to attack aged earth dragon.

Bleeshen moves to attack aged earth dragon.

Stalker moves to attack aged earth dragon.

Sphincter moves to cast magma blast upon aged earth dragon.

Bleeshen says "re"

Stalker moves to attack aged earth dragon.

The aged earth dragon bites Stalker with its fangs for 118 damage!

Havik's miss aged earth dragon hits, but glances off its armour.

Havik misses aged earth dragon!

Havik's miss aged earth dragon hits, but glances off its armour.

Havik critically hurls their chakram and strikes aged earth dragon for 76 damage

!

Havik critically hurls their chakram and strikes aged earth dragon for 119 damag

e!

Rune begins to chant in a fierce tone!

A strange force rips into aged earth dragon for 241 damage!

You critically jumpkick aged earth dragon for 176 damage!

You critically jumpkick aged earth dragon for 170 damage!

You jumpkick aged earth dragon for 12 damage!

You critically jumpkick aged earth dragon for 227 damage!

You critically jumpkick aged earth dragon for 261 damage!

[HP=488/KAI=23]:Bleeshen fumbles about dazedly!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 49 damage!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 20 damage!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 33 damage!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 31 damage!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 27 damage!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 29 damage!

Stalker critically hurls their chakram and strikes aged earth dragon for 159 dam

age!

Stalker critically hurls their chakram and strikes aged earth dragon for 75 dama

ge!

Stalker misses aged earth dragon!

Stalker's miss aged earth dragon hits, but glances off its armour.

Stalker's miss aged earth dragon hits, but glances off its armour.

[HP=488/KAI=23]:(Dmg:846 Tot:7965)

[HP=488/KAI=23]:.PWN

Sphincter flexes their muscles proudly! What a panzy!

[HP=488/KAI=23]:You say "PWN"

[HP=488/KAI=23]:.846

You say "846"

[HP=488/KAI=23]:Stalker fumbles about dazedly!

[HP=488/KAI=23]:Bleeshen fumbles about dazedly!

The aged earth dragon bites Stalker with its fangs for 135 damage!

The aged earth dragon claws Stalker for 55 damage!

Havik misses aged earth dragon!

Havik critically hurls their chakram and strikes aged earth dragon for 84 damage

!

Havik misses aged earth dragon!

Havik critically hurls their chakram and strikes aged earth dragon for 76 damage

!

Havik critically hurls their chakram and strikes aged earth dragon for 138 damag

e!

Rune begins to chant in a fierce tone!

A strange force rips into aged earth dragon for 122 damage!

You critically jumpkick aged earth dragon for 208 damage!

You critically jumpkick aged earth dragon for 250 damage!

You jumpkick aged earth dragon!

You jumpkick aged earth dragon for 20 damage!

Your jumpkick aged earth dragon hits, but glances off its armour.

Bleeshen swings at aged earth dragon!

Bleeshen's swing at aged earth dragon hits, but glances off its armour.

Bleeshen critically hacks aged earth dragon for 128 damage!

[HP=488/KAI=23]:Bleeshen fumbles about dazedly!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 52 damage!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 27 damage!

Sphincter attempted to cast magma blast, but failed.

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 27 damage!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 45 damage!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 19 damage!

Stalker critically hurls their chakram and strikes aged earth dragon for 103 dam

age!

Stalker's miss aged earth dragon hits, but glances off its armour.

Stalker's miss aged earth dragon hits, but glances off its armour.

Stalker critically hurls their chakram and strikes aged earth dragon for 79 dama

ge!

Stalker's miss aged earth dragon hits, but glances off its armour.

[HP=488/KAI=23]:(Dmg:478 Tot:8443)

Rune fumbles about dazedly!

[HP=488/KAI=23]:l aged

Rune fumbles about dazedly!

aged earth dragon

This massive, earthy-scaled wyrm is seventy feet from snout to tail. Its

iridescent, reptilian eyes glare at you with malicious intelligence. Its claws

rend the stone floor like it was sand, and its great teeth show they have

rendered many an armoured knight.

He appears to be severely wounded.

Havik moves to attack aged earth dragon.

[HP=488/KAI=23]:Bleeshen fumbles about dazedly!

Rune casts healing rain on the room!

Rune casts healing rain on you, healing 20 damage!

The aged earth dragon snaps at Havik with its fangs, but he dodges!

The aged earth dragon snaps at Havik with its fangs!

The aged earth dragon swipes at Havik with its talons, but he dodges!

The aged earth dragon swipes at Havik with its talons, but he dodges!

The aged earth dragon claws Havik for 93 damage!

You jumpkick aged earth dragon for 11 damage!

You critically jumpkick aged earth dragon for 119 damage!

You critically jumpkick aged earth dragon for 169 damage!

You critically jumpkick aged earth dragon for 260 damage!

You jumpkick aged earth dragon!

Bleeshen critically slashes aged earth dragon for 89 damage!

[HP=488/KAI=23]:Bleeshen fumbles about dazedly!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 18 damage!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 54 damage!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 37 damage!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 18 damage!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 24 damage!

Sphincter launches a magma blast at aged earth dragon for 19 damage!

Stalker critically hurls their chakram and strikes aged earth dragon for 174 dam

age!

Stalker's miss aged earth dragon hits, but glances off its armour.

Stalker critically hurls their chakram and strikes aged earth dragon for 89 dama

ge!

Stalker misses aged earth dragon!

Stalker's miss aged earth dragon hits, but glances off its armour.

[HP=488/KAI=23]:Havik fumbles about dazedly!

[HP=488/KAI=23]:(Dmg:559 Tot:9002)

Rune moves to cast soul rip upon aged earth dragon.

[HP=488/KAI=23]:Havik fumbles about dazedly!

[HP=488/KAI=23]:.damn!

[HP=488/KAI=23]:You say "damn!"

You critically jumpkick aged earth dragon for 236 damage!

You critically jumpkick aged earth dragon for 220 damage!

9 platinum drop to the ground.

1901 gold drop to the ground.

2926 silver drop to the ground.

The aged earth dragon shrieks in rage and explodes!

You gain 433340 experience.

[Jedi]

Might be impressive if I knew you were level 30. =P