uncle sam rocks

[Insomniac5]

Uncle Sam, Saddam Huessein and Malcolm X are stranded on a beach.

They come across a magic lamp and out pops a genie.

“I will give you each one wish, no matter how great or small.” Says the genie.

Malcolm X: I want all my ppl to go back to Africa and live a good life.

Genie: done (Malcolm X and his ppl go back to Africa)

Saddam: I want to build a wall that is completely impenetrable by bombs, no one can get in from the air and no one can dig under it from the ground and have it surround my country to keep those American dogs out.

Genie: done (Saddam is back in iraq with his wall)

Uncle Sam: tell me about this wall, no one can blast through it?

Genie: no

Uncle Sam: no one can tunnel under it?

Genie: no

Uncle Sam: and no one can fly over it?

Genie: no

Uncle Sam: so basically, no one is getting in or out or Iraq?

Genie: no

Uncle Sam: good, for my wish, fill that mother with water.

[Hobo_Bill]

haha... wouldn't that be nice?

[iNViSiGOD]

I would have filled it with VX gas personally. :finger1:

[Hobo_Bill]

I just like the whole "bobbing for iraqi's" concept.. any number of things would be quite entertaining.. fire ants, pepper spray.. my imagination runs wild...

[homer pimpson]

i thought saddam was caught? this makes no sense.

[Hobo_Bill]

it's a joke, homer.... and it involves a genie? doesn't really have to be based on actual fact, because it's a joke... get it?

[homer pimpson]

wow. talk about irony.



-edit-



i thought you might not catch that, so here it is explained: i too was joking. and you just wrote an explanation of a joke to me, who also made a joke that you didn't catch. that is funny.

[Insomniac5]

anyone got any new ones?

[Hobo_Bill]

>i thought saddam was caught? this makes no sense.



I fail to see how that's a joke... you from canada or something?

[homer pimpson]

hey, i guess that's your bad.



and i find canadians very funny.