Pins & Needles

[Xetox]

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually

she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while



she was sleeping.



"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret

didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took a pin



and jabbed her in the rear."God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.



The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little

later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"



But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came

to

the rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary



and the Nun once again said "Very good", and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.



The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after

she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time



Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one

more

time, I'll break it in half!"



The Nun fainted.