Walmart

[The Ghost]

A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know

which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.

There is a Walmart associate standing there with dark shades on. She says,

"Excuse me, Sir ... can you tell me anything about this rod and

reel?"



He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you will drop it on the

counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that

it makes. She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway. He

said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test

line...It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20.00."



She says, "It is amazing that you can tell all that just by the

sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so

I'll take it."



He walks behind the counter to the register, she bends down to get

her purse and had a little gas problem. At first she is embarrassed but then

realize that there is no way he could tell it was her.



Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.



He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"



He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is

$3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50.



And thank you for shopping Walmart."

[zan]

Walmart is a communist shop.

[Plague]

Does anyone know what TRAM-LAW is?

well in the bible supposedly when people won't be able to buy anything without the mark of the beast, thats called tram-law..after armageddon, the mark of the beast will appear on all people/persons, those without the mark won't be able to buy anything in a store.



Well....WAL-MART ---------------TRAM-LAW



hrmmmmmmmm, Not commies, Satanists!

[Raybdbomb]

if it were really walmart it'd have some stupid prices like 23.57 or 16.23 or 2.61

[Dark]

Gotta love Wally-World

[Speed]

bible humping hippie bitches

[AdmiralAcid]

you sure tramlaw don't mean something else?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=bible+tramlaw&btnG=Google+Search

[Plague]

nice search, It would be just like you to enter into a search engine.... :)





Silly Rabbit

Kix are for kids

[Cougar]

Plague, Kudos on your avatar. Hey Xetox, I think you have some worthy competition to your avatar. This looks more fun to stare at for 5-10 minutes. lol