Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.
Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then claimed; "What about balance, God? You said there would be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely.
"Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them..."
Creation theory
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USA! USA! USA! USA!
The biggest joke of all is 9/10 of the people livin in Canada are FRENCH-CANADIAN... thats like losing 2 times in the same game
The biggest joke of all is 9/10 of the people livin in Canada are FRENCH-CANADIAN... thats like losing 2 times in the same game
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GAMI that's a sweet avatar :P
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whats wrong with italians?
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......you bad mouthing italians? you want some of this?
canada, ha....if it was not for the US they would be nothing!
canada, ha....if it was not for the US they would be nothing!
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Re: Creation theory
Originally posted by Xetox
canada, ha....if it was not for the US they would be nothing!
Nah, If it werent for the US, they would be Deutch. :) And so would Italians.. Oh well, Our times of fighting for,"Right" ended there, now its all just for oil.. hehe, If only any of that damn oil would pay for this war, Id be happy.. but the fact that France has lost their lil discount from them will do for now. :)
canada, ha....if it was not for the US they would be nothing!
Nah, If it werent for the US, they would be Deutch. :) And so would Italians.. Oh well, Our times of fighting for,"Right" ended there, now its all just for oil.. hehe, If only any of that damn oil would pay for this war, Id be happy.. but the fact that France has lost their lil discount from them will do for now. :)
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Originally posted by Xetox
......you bad mouthing italians? you want some of this?
canada, ha....if it was not for the US they would be nothing!
Ew, no! :ehh: Aragon already has a complex about you and Ray, we don't need to put the poor boy through any more unnecessary stress. :lol:
......you bad mouthing italians? you want some of this?
canada, ha....if it was not for the US they would be nothing!
Ew, no! :ehh: Aragon already has a complex about you and Ray, we don't need to put the poor boy through any more unnecessary stress. :lol: