Really Takes The Biscuit

[Xetox]

A man lay dying in his bed. In death's final agony, as he started to

slip

away, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip

cookies

wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted

himself

from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out

of the

bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs.

Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs defying

the

pull

of Morpheus. With laboured breath, he leaned against the doorframe

gazing

into the kitchen. Were it not for the immense pain caused by his

extreme

exertions, he would have thought himself already in heaven for there

spread

out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table - were hundreds of his

favourite

chocolate chip cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his

devoted

wife,

seeing to it that he left his world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, with tears in his eyes, he threw

himself

toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His

parched

lips

parted. The wondrous taste of the sweet biscuit was already mentally

in

his

mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. He felt renewed strength

pulsate

through his body. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to

one

lone

biscuit at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a

spatula

by his wife..........





"F*ck off," she said, "they're for the funeral."

[Speed]

I hope that's the way my wife thinks, always thinkin about the future.

[MrBlack]

That was fukin hilarious...funnier than those other two posts :)

My shoulders hurt from restraining the laughter here at work

[The Ghost]

Damn, MrBlack have a job, that alone is a joke

[Xetox]

ouch........you going to take that :)

[YaMamaBitch]

hahaha.. good one

[Helmut]

you mean the cookie joke or the MrBlack joke? hehhe

[MrBlack]

Originally posted by The Ghost

Damn, MrBlack have a job, that alone is a joke



heh, I prolly wouldn't if responsibility hadn't dropped in my lap this year ;) I hate working...wish I was a drug dealer or won the lottery..

[Platinum]

laugh

[iNViSiGOD]

What would my co-workers do without xetox's jokes :D