stalker bows to the power of TEH LEGION

[Raybdbomb]

THis is the end of it, unfortunately I don't have the first couple rounds because my backscroll was filled with stalker calling me a cheater and saying that my class was overpowered... heh.



basically was happened at the beginning was me confusing him, missing 1 round of attacks, flashing him (i think), then casting colour spray for 304, then failing slow on him, then casting colour spray for 200, then this.



DeathCow is a colossal, moderately built Halfling Priest with no hair and

black eyes. He moves blindingly fast, and is likable in an unassuming sort of

way. DeathCow appears to be slightly dull and looks like he is one with the

Gods. He is unwounded.



He is equipped with:



silver holy amulet (Neck)

black silk slippers (Feet)

silk gloves (Hands)

silk trousers (Legs)

white robes (Torso)

black and white serpent ring (Finger)

platinum mace (Weapon Hand)



You slow down.

[HP=378/438,MP=100/192,Wealth=53300]:s

Sovereign Street, Northern End

Also here: townsman, mangy dog.

Obvious exits: north, south, east, west

[HP=378/438,MP=100/192,Wealth=53300]:s

Sovereign Street

Also here: mangy dog, mangy dog, big black cat.

Obvious exits: north, south

[HP=378/438,MP=100/192,Wealth=53300]:sped

*Combat Off*

You cast speed on Legion.

You feel fast!

[HP=378/438,MP=88/192,Wealth=53300]:

Sovereign Street

Also here: mangy dog, mangy dog, big black cat.

Obvious exits: north, south

You hear movement to the north.

[HP=378/438,MP=88/192,Wealth=53300]:s

Sovereign Street

Obvious exits: north, south, east, west

[HP=378/438,MP=88/192,Wealth=53300]:s

Sovereign Street

Also here: black cat, mangy dog.

Obvious exits: north, south, east

[HP=378/438,MP=88/192,Wealth=53300]:s

Intersection of Sovereign St. & Oak St.

Obvious exits: north, south, east, west

[HP=393/438,MP=104/192,Wealth=53300]:s

Sovereign Street

Obvious exits: north, south

[HP=393/438,MP=104/192,Wealth=53300]:s

Sovereign Street

Also here: black cat, angry filthy beggar.

Obvious exits: north, south

[HP=393/438,MP=104/192,Wealth=53300]:s

Sovereign Street

Also here: small elite guardsman, guardsman.

Obvious exits: north, south

[HP=393/438,MP=104/192,Wealth=53300]:s

The small elite guardsman cleaves you for 4 damage!

The small elite guardsman swings at you with their platinum greatsword!

The small elite guardsman cleaves you for 9 damage!

The small elite guardsman swings at you with their platinum greatsword!

The small elite guardsman cleaves you for 12 damage!

The guardsman swings at you with their broadsword!

Corner of Sovereign St. & Noble St.

Obvious exits: north, west

small elite guardsman moves into the room from the north.

guardsman moves into the room from the north.

[HP=368/438,MP=104/192,Wealth=53300]:

Corner of Sovereign St. & Noble St.

Also here: small elite guardsman, guardsman.

Obvious exits: north, west

[HP=368/438,MP=104/192,Wealth=53300]:use nexus chakram small elite guardsman

You invoke the power of the chakram!

You hurl your chakram at small elite guardsman, striking them for 52 damage!

[HP=368/438,MP=104/192,Wealth=53300]:use nexus chakram small elite guardsman

You have already cast a spell this round!

You have already cast a spell this round!

[HP=368/438,MP=104/192,Wealth=53300]:bs small elite guardsman

*Combat Engaged*

[HP=368/438,MP=104/192,Wealth=53300]:s

There is no exit in that direction!

[HP=368/438,MP=104/192,Wealth=53300]:w

Noble Street

Obvious exits: east, west

[HP=368/438,MP=104/192,Wealth=53300]:w

Noble Street

Also here: Stalker*.

Obvious exits: north, east, west

[HP=368/438,MP=104/192,Wealth=53300]:conf Stalker

*Combat Off*

You cast confusion on Stalker!

[HP=368/438,MP=92/192,Wealth=53300]:conf Stalker

You have already cast a spell this round!

[HP=368/438,MP=92/192,Wealth=53300]:bs Stalker

*Combat Engaged*

[HP=368/438,MP=92/192,Wealth=53300]:colu stalk

*Combat Off*

*Combat Engaged*

You fire a colour spray at Stalker for 278 damage!

[HP=368/438,MP=72/192,Wealth=53300]:

Stalker is dead.

[HP=368/438,MP=72/192,Wealth=53300]:

Stalker just hung up!!!

Noble Street

You notice 3 platinum pieces, 77 gold crowns, green metal key, trollskin

boots, crimson scalemail leggings, nexus chakram, marsh light, mine pass,

stormmetal bracers, rope and grapple, sparkling pendant, platinum ring, plate

boots, crimson scale helm, lionskin belt, gauntlets of power, dragonscale

armour, crimson cloak, aegis shield here.

Obvious exits: north, east, west

[HP=368/438,MP=72/192,Wealth=53300]:



now he claims he had over 200 hps when he died. i know for a fact he has 600-700 hps somewhere in there, it doesn't add up. death is at -100 and he wasn't healed, so therefore he's lyin ;)



and notice how he died THEN hung, there is a 10% hang penalty on hps, but i thought it happened in the other order if that was the case, and 10% is only 60-70 hps for him so it wouldn't have killed him



anyway, moral of the story is, u don't call upon the legion without expecting pain



booyah

[Raybdbomb]

apparently i "conveniently" left out that I my script hung when he attacked it and i was takin a piss, then i hung when he was whoopin me a 2nd time and i didn't have macros set up, and also conveniently left out that warlocks get scale in legion mud 1.11m to try and balance the 1h'ers... all conveniently left out :P



oh hey stalker, btw, i didn't conveniently leave it out. it was documented here: http://mmb.forumshq.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4372



and btw if you didn't read that post before you started playing its your fault not mine

[Speed]

then i hung when he was whoopin me a 2nd time and i didn't have macros set up



Pussy. Macros are no excuse. Try pvp'ing without them like I do.

[Raybdbomb]

my hands get all shaky when it comes time to pvp anyone and i can't type normal... i gotta have macros or i end up typind dfir in 8 different ways, all wrong

[Frizzlat]

Actually you can do dfir 24 diff ways, and if you get scared when it comes too pvp and need macro's because you are shaking non-stop...you probably will do all 23 before you do it right

[Speed]

haha you get shaky when pvping? God, I'd hate to see you if I walked up to you and started swingin IRL.

[Raybdbomb]

frizzlat that doesn't make any sense to me



and there's a big difference between channeling the adrenaline to type and throwin swings. it's a lot easier to punch then it is to type when you're havin an adrenaline rush...



speed ur just jealous that i'm into it so much and you're not hah!

[Speed]

Ray.......



It's mud.......



There's no adrenaline rush......

[Raybdbomb]

maybe not for your "overcalm" potheaded ass

[Lyki]

Macro's..I didn't think anyone actually admitted to using them anymore. I know about 90% of your bbses PvPers hit down F1 like nothing while pvping. It's sad to think that not only can we not get our own experience anymore, we can't simply type conf newb. Anyways, Warlocks are gods, you don't need macros to win with them. And I see those spells are helping too heh.