Shower

[Xetox]

How to shower like a WOMAN



1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper

according to lights and darks.



2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband

along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more

sit-ups.



4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide

loofah, and pumice stone.



5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.



6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.



7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural

avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.



8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.



9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.



10. Complain because your husband has been eating your ginger nut and jaffa

cake body wash.



11. Rinse conditioner off hair.



12. Shave armpits and legs.



13. Turn off shower.



14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.



15. Get out of shower.



16. Dry with towel the size of a small country.



17. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.



18. Check entire body for zits, tweeze unwanted hairs.



19. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.



20. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



How To Shower Like a MAN



1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a

pile.



2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at

her making the 'woo-woo' sound.



3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener

and scratch your ass.



4. Get in the shower.



5. Wash your face.



6. Wash your armpits.



7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.



8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in

the shower.



9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.



10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.



11. Shampoo your hair.



12. Taste your wife's ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.



13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.



14. Pee.



15. Rinse off and get out of shower.



16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was

hanging out of tub the whole time.



17. Admire wiener size in mirror again.



18. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.



19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull

off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.



20. Throw wet towel on bed.

[Raybdbomb]

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at

her making the 'woo-woo' sound.





or in some cases, if you see boyfriend along the way....

[Xetox]

would you stop bringing you personal life into my posts, we just all figured in your case you would replace wife with boyfriend.



Ray we don't like you.....

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lol, stop pickin on ray....



haha but its too damn funny, keep doin it.

[Raybdbomb]

i shake my weiner at you xetox

[YaMamaBitch]

I was laughing the entire time I read the male part of that.. I hardly do any of that shit in the shower.. I don't have loofas n shit. I get in, clean myself, shave, get out. But my showers are long, like 30-45 mins

[LoONeYOnE]

haha! Thats some good stuff. it all makes so much sense! i think the man's should be like 5 steps though...

[Brunt]

ummm Brunt takes longer in the shower then I do *btw this is MissThang* Only reason I take so long getting ready is my hair takes forever and a day to blow dry!

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Originally posted by YaMamaBitch

shave



Good



:D

[YaMamaBitch]

:)