Marketing

[The Ghost]

***Sent to me by a female..The analogies would be right for Ray***



People have asked what the explanation of Marketing is,



and perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up:







You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say,



"I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Direct Marketing.







You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.



One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says,



"She's fantastic in bed." - That's Advertising.







You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get



his Telephone number. The next day you call and say,



"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Telemarketing.







You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten



your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I,"



and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm,



and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." -That's Public Relations.







You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,



"I hear you're fantastic in bed." - That's Brand Recognition.







You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with



your friend. - That's a Sales Rep.







Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.







You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in



all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the



center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" - That's Spam.

[Aragon]

lol :wstupid:





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[Platinum]

haha good one



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Maybe cuz I'm high..but that was funny shit..

[YaMamaBitch]

funny!!!:hump:

[Rust In Peace]

HAHAHAHA That was great!!!



The analogies would be right for Ray



You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress.



ROFL! :lol:

[Reckless]

OMG



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hahahahaha

[War Hawk]

thats pretty damn funny... oh so true... Imma email that to our marketing department.... (they are all female too.... :) )

[Rust In Peace]

Oooh good idea! I will too! :D

[Raybdbomb]

The analogies would be right for Ray





what the hell is that supposed to mean

[The Ghost]

u that st00pid ray.. heh