Pirate

Speed
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Pirate

Post by Speed »

Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey you’ve got a steering wheel in your crotch.” The pirate says “Arrrr it’s driving me nuts.”



lol, penny arcade rules.
War Hawk
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oh man.... thats just.... wow!
Speed
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Re: Pirate

Post by Speed »

grin, sit at work for a good 7 and a half hours doing absolutely nothing. You'll get as much of a kick out of it as I did at the time.
War Hawk
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Re: Pirate

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yes... that was some funny stuff hehe
Rust In Peace

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Post by Rust In Peace »

LOL..



Where do you work, Speed?
Reckless

Re: Pirate

Post by Reckless »

a business that isn't too busy apparently...lol...hope you don't have profit sharing :wink:
iNViSiGOD
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Re: Pirate

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rofl
Speed
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Re: Pirate

Post by Speed »

Originally posted by Rust In Peace

LOL..



Where do you work, Speed?



I work in the office of a large shipyard in Chesapeake VA. I am basically the ship repair receiving guy. Anything that comes in for ship repair goes through me. There are a lot of ships deploying at the moment, therefore, there is not much ship repair to be done. Not much ship repair to be done = not much receiving for me to do.



a business that isn't too busy apparently...lol...hope you don't have profit sharing :wink:



We aren't too busy right now, but the shipyard brings in a hella lotta money. I receive valves in that are worth $50k a pop. I just got about 300 of those in last month.
Speed
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Re: Pirate

Post by Speed »

I don't know if you guys have heard about this new Pirate corn they've got now.



I guess it's going to be like a buck an ear.



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A kid dresses up as a pirate for Halloween. He goes up to a woman's house. She answers the door. He says "Trick or treat." and She replies "Ahoy there, pirate. Where are your Buccaneers?" He says "There on my bucking head, you bucking idiot!"
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Re: Pirate

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Har-de-Har-HAR!



Actualy they were funny.



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