MUD Stupidity at its best

[Cougar]

OK I have to share this story becuz its ****ing hilarious and the party involved I know is not on here. I've been muding since 96 and never had I seen such stupidity in a realm in my life! This guy who will remain anonymous cuz I don't want no s%@! bout flaming. Well this dude happens to b a lvl 15 ninja thinking he is real smooth. One day I pissed him off and he found me in the slums. At the time the gang I was in owned the red house. Well he decided to follow me there like a dumbarse. He followed me all the way there and even had the stupidity of stepping into the house when I went in (I wish I could go back and have locked the door to watch him get sliced and diced). Well he got a whuppin from the guard and ran out. He then starts talking s@$% to me and I laughed so hard I started crying. I just wished I had capped the whole thing.



Oh no, it gets better...



Couple months later I got my own gang and bought the blue house. I stocked the floors with some decent items (mostly stuff for noobz or mid-lvl chars.). It was Christmas break so everyone from college was getting on the board and bands of people were doing the ganghouse tour of robbing them. Well this same person described above was in a pact with 3 other people, attempted to rob my ganghouse. They all died and left some goodies behind. I had no idea I was robbed until this guy kept gossiping, "Who owns the blue ganghouse." I pondered why I saw that comming from him in my backscroll. Three days passed and I caught him at keys saying the same thing again, so I told him I did. He then confessed to me that he attempted to rob the house, and had the sheer stupidity to ask for his stuff back that he dropped. Once again I laughed hard cuz I was very amused. The tru punchline is I went to the house that day and found out someone else broke in after he did and stole his stuff!!!



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If this is againsed the rules just delete it. I don't want no trouble, just had to share this story with a group of people.