The Avid Hunter

[Gray Mouser]

This hunter goes out in the woods with his trusty 22cal rifle and sits down on this hill overlooking a small valley below. He sits there, and sits there, and sits there till its almost dark. Then out of the bushes strolls this HUGE bear. His heart starts pounding as he pulls his rifle up to take aim. The bear is in his sights and he fires a shot, dirt flies, another shot, another, more dirt, another, another, more dirt. There is so much dust and dirt flying up he cant see the bear anymore. He runs down to the stump where he saw the bear and looks around to see, nothing.

As he is looking around he feels this tap on his shoulder, tensing up he turns to see this HUGE bear with these huge teeth and claws. He is almost ready to faint when the bear says"I dont like to be shot at, but I'm in a good mood today so I'll give you a choice. Either you can bend over that stump right there and let me have my way with you, or, or, well I'll just have to eat you."

The hunter looks at the bears teeth and claws, thinking oh my lord I do not wish to be eaten by this HUGE bear. He looks around the woods and thinks to himself, noone is around, noone will ever find out. He says to the bear, "Ok, that will be fine, I wish not to be eaten." The hunter bends over the stump, pulling his pants down and the bear Tears into him like theres no tommorrow. Sore and battered up the hunter wobbles home.

The more he thinks about it the more pissed he gets, deciding to himself that noone ever will do that to him again he goes out the next day with his high powered rifle."If my 22 wont kill that bear then this will", he says to himself.

He sits down on the same hill and watches the stump all day, nothing. Around nightfall he spots the bear at the stomp again, pulls his rifle up , takes aim, and unloads the entire clip on it. Dust flies all over, knowing he got this bear this time he runs down to the stump and begins looking around. Nothing, nothing, nothing, "Where could this bear be"?, he asks to himself.

About that time he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns to see that HUGE bear with them HUGE teeth and claws glaring down at him. The bear speaks" Now listen I told you yesterday that I don't like people shooting at me, but again I'm in a nice mood and you have that same choice. Either you can get eaten by me or you can bend over that stump and I'll have my way with you."

Again the hunter looks around seeing noone is there and not feeling like he wants to be eaten today, pulls down his pants and bends over the stump. The bear tears him up, this time it hurts more, will this ever stop?

That night as he's sitting by the fire he decides since that rifle didnt do the job and since noone will ever violate him like that again, he will fix that bear and go borrow his brothers elephant gun. This gun is huge, it can surely kill this bear.

The following day he sits on the hill watching for this violating bear. About nightfall again he sees this bear by the stump, pulls the elephant gun up and unloads not one clip but two at him. dust flies all over. He is sure he got that dang bear this time.

Again he runs down to the stump, looks around and sees nothing. Yep, theres that tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see that bear once again. The bears says to him"Your just not in this for the sport are you?"

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