Doing The Dishes

[MissThang]

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for

a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains he

has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her

parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is

outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner

tonight, don't say a word," She tells him," Our family had a

fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since,

but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."



Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it.

Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is

saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs

his girlfriend throws her on the table and drills her in front

of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is

obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down,

but no one says a word.



A few minutes later he grabs her mom throws her on the table and

does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her

dad is boiling, and her mother a little happier. But still there

is complete silence at the table.



All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts

to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs

his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's

father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH

ALREADY. I'LL DO THE F**KING DISHES!!"