[HP=384/MA=303]:doom ray
You cast creeping doom on Ray!
[HP=384/MA=287]:fist ray
*Combat Engaged*
Ray swings at you!
Ray slashes you for 30 damage!
Ray swings at you!
Ray swings at at you with his laen longsword, but you dodge the attack!
Ray hacks you for 19 damage!
You cast earthfist at Ray for 182 damage!
Trioxin gossips: hey hey
Ray slashes you for 15 damage!
Ray swings at you!
Ray hacks you for 18 damage!
Ray swings at you!
Ray swings at at you with his laen longsword, but you dodge the attack!
You cast earthfist at Ray for 121 damage!
[HP=302/MA=255]:mend
*Combat Off*
You cast mend on Mr, regenerating 27 damage!
[HP=329/MA=251]:fist ra
*Combat Engaged*
Ray says "bleh"
Ray says "heh"
[HP=329/MA=251]:grin
You grin slyly.
Ray swings at you!
Ray hacks you for 15 damage!
Ray impales you for 20 damage!
Ray swings at at you with his laen longsword, but you dodge the attack!
Ray swings at you!
You cast earthfist at Ray for 169 damage!
[HP=294/MA=235]:rgen
*Combat Off*
You lower your head and begin to chant in arcane tones.
You complete the regeneration spell and lay your hands upon Mr!
You are regenerating quickly!
Ray says "woah"
Ray says "wtf"
[HP=294/MA=223]:fist r
*Combat Engaged*
Edge gossips: sup ritalin
Ray swings at you!
Ray swings at you!
Ray swings at you!
Ray swings at you!
Ray critically slashes you for 178 damage!
You cast earthfist at Ray for 248 damage!
[HP=122/MA=207]:
Ray is dead.
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Re: Pussy warriors! [Archive] - ForumsHQ
yeah that was major gayness
Re: Pussy warriors! [Archive] - ForumsHQ
at least i beat edge
You yell "yawn"
[HP=700]:l n
Arena Stands, Concession Store
This area of the arena's stands is dominated by a large concession stand.
It sells watered-down ale and greasy food, and of course it has a wide
selection of gaudy souvenirs. To the south lies the practice room, and the
main viewing balcony lies to your east.
Obvious exits: south, east
[HP=700]:
Arena Practice Room
Also here: practice dummy.
Obvious exits: north, up
[HP=700]:a e
The shield spike stabs Edge for 3 damage!
Edge surprise impales you for 139 damage!
*Combat Engaged*
Edge says "JACK!"
[HP=561]:
Arena Practice Room
Also here: Edge, practice dummy.
Obvious exits: north, up
[HP=561]:grin
You grin slyly.
Edge breaks into a wide grin.
Edge lunges at at you with his stiletto, but you dodge the attack!
Edge lunges at you!
[HP=561]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 3 damage!
Edge critically slashes you for 28 damage!
[HP=533]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge critically slashes you for 20 damage!
[HP=513]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge slashes you for 1 damage!
You critically skewer Edge for 36 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
You critically skewer Edge for 59 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
You critically skewer Edge for 36 damage!
Edge sobs quietly.
[HP=512]:yawn
You yawn.
[HP=512]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 2 damage!
Edge critically slashes you for 20 damage!
[HP=492]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge slashes you for 1 damage!
Edge lunges at you!
Edge lunges at you!
[HP=491]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 2 damage!
Edge critically impales you for 20 damage!
You critically slash Edge for 52 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
You lunge at Edge!
You critically impale Edge for 59 damage!
You critically slash Edge for 36 damage!
[HP=481]:true.
You say "true."
Edge lunges at you!
Edge lunges at you!
Edge lunges at you!
[HP=481]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge critically skewers you for 20 damage!
[HP=461]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge skewers you for 1 damage!
You critically skewer Edge for 57 damage!
You impale Edge for 6 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
You skewer Edge for 11 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
Trioxin gossips: if you're half as good as your bro, trunk, you are one of the b
est
[HP=460]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 3 damage!
Edge critically slashes you for 20 damage!
[HP=440]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge critically impales you for 21 damage!
[HP=419]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 2 damage!
Edge skewers you for 1 damage!
Edge lunges at you!
[HP=418]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge skewers you for 1 damage!
You impale Edge for 12 damage!
You critically impale Edge for 60 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
You critically slash Edge for 45 damage!
You skewer Edge for 1 damage!
[HP=417]:l edge
[ Edge GrandmaWasSlow ] (Morbid Fa$cination$)
Edge is a gigantic, powerfully built Half-Ogre Mystic with short black hair
and pale blue eyes. He moves with catlike agility, and is incredibly
charismatic. You are almost overpowered by his strong personality. Edge
appears to be a genius and seems sullen and impulsive. He is critically
wounded.
He is equipped with:
sunstone wristband (Wrist)
phoenix feather (Neck)
white gold ring (Finger)
elven silversilk (Torso)
golden belt (Waist)
jeweled turban (Head)
elven cloak (Back)
spider silk trousers (Legs)
black silk slippers (Feet)
demonhide bracers (Arms)
mithril earrings (Ears)
mithril ring (Finger)
clawed gloves (Hands)
stiletto (Weapon Hand)
Edge sobs quietly.
[HP=417]:gos mmhmm
Ray gossips: mmhmm
[HP=417]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge critically impales you for 20 damage!
[HP=397]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge critically slashes you for 20 damage!
[HP=377]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 2 damage!
Edge slashes you for 1 damage!
[HP=376]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge critically slashes you for 20 damage!
[HP=356]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge skewers you for 1 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
You impale Edge for 12 damage!
[HP=355]:
Edge is dead.
*Combat Off*
You yell "yawn"
[HP=700]:l n
Arena Stands, Concession Store
This area of the arena's stands is dominated by a large concession stand.
It sells watered-down ale and greasy food, and of course it has a wide
selection of gaudy souvenirs. To the south lies the practice room, and the
main viewing balcony lies to your east.
Obvious exits: south, east
[HP=700]:
Arena Practice Room
Also here: practice dummy.
Obvious exits: north, up
[HP=700]:a e
The shield spike stabs Edge for 3 damage!
Edge surprise impales you for 139 damage!
*Combat Engaged*
Edge says "JACK!"
[HP=561]:
Arena Practice Room
Also here: Edge, practice dummy.
Obvious exits: north, up
[HP=561]:grin
You grin slyly.
Edge breaks into a wide grin.
Edge lunges at at you with his stiletto, but you dodge the attack!
Edge lunges at you!
[HP=561]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 3 damage!
Edge critically slashes you for 28 damage!
[HP=533]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge critically slashes you for 20 damage!
[HP=513]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge slashes you for 1 damage!
You critically skewer Edge for 36 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
You critically skewer Edge for 59 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
You critically skewer Edge for 36 damage!
Edge sobs quietly.
[HP=512]:yawn
You yawn.
[HP=512]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 2 damage!
Edge critically slashes you for 20 damage!
[HP=492]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge slashes you for 1 damage!
Edge lunges at you!
Edge lunges at you!
[HP=491]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 2 damage!
Edge critically impales you for 20 damage!
You critically slash Edge for 52 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
You lunge at Edge!
You critically impale Edge for 59 damage!
You critically slash Edge for 36 damage!
[HP=481]:true.
You say "true."
Edge lunges at you!
Edge lunges at you!
Edge lunges at you!
[HP=481]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge critically skewers you for 20 damage!
[HP=461]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge skewers you for 1 damage!
You critically skewer Edge for 57 damage!
You impale Edge for 6 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
You skewer Edge for 11 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
Trioxin gossips: if you're half as good as your bro, trunk, you are one of the b
est
[HP=460]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 3 damage!
Edge critically slashes you for 20 damage!
[HP=440]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge critically impales you for 21 damage!
[HP=419]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 2 damage!
Edge skewers you for 1 damage!
Edge lunges at you!
[HP=418]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge skewers you for 1 damage!
You impale Edge for 12 damage!
You critically impale Edge for 60 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
You critically slash Edge for 45 damage!
You skewer Edge for 1 damage!
[HP=417]:l edge
[ Edge GrandmaWasSlow ] (Morbid Fa$cination$)
Edge is a gigantic, powerfully built Half-Ogre Mystic with short black hair
and pale blue eyes. He moves with catlike agility, and is incredibly
charismatic. You are almost overpowered by his strong personality. Edge
appears to be a genius and seems sullen and impulsive. He is critically
wounded.
He is equipped with:
sunstone wristband (Wrist)
phoenix feather (Neck)
white gold ring (Finger)
elven silversilk (Torso)
golden belt (Waist)
jeweled turban (Head)
elven cloak (Back)
spider silk trousers (Legs)
black silk slippers (Feet)
demonhide bracers (Arms)
mithril earrings (Ears)
mithril ring (Finger)
clawed gloves (Hands)
stiletto (Weapon Hand)
Edge sobs quietly.
[HP=417]:gos mmhmm
Ray gossips: mmhmm
[HP=417]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge critically impales you for 20 damage!
[HP=397]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge critically slashes you for 20 damage!
[HP=377]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 2 damage!
Edge slashes you for 1 damage!
[HP=376]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge critically slashes you for 20 damage!
[HP=356]:The shield spike stabs Edge for 1 damage!
Edge skewers you for 1 damage!
Edge dodges your attack!
You impale Edge for 12 damage!
[HP=355]:
Edge is dead.
*Combat Off*
Re: Pussy warriors! [Archive] - ForumsHQ
LoL..he's swinging a stiletto, if you didn't win I'd cry for you.. =P
Re: Pussy warriors! [Archive] - ForumsHQ
i was too
Re: Pussy warriors! [Archive] - ForumsHQ
lol, i didnt even notice your crit damage / reg damage was low..heh
Funny shit
Funny shit
Re: Pussy warriors! [Archive] - ForumsHQ
gotta love this
The shield spike stabs Edge for 3 damage!
Edge skewers you for 1 damage!
The shield spike stabs Edge for 3 damage!
Edge skewers you for 1 damage!
Re: Pussy warriors! [Archive] - ForumsHQ
Heh, your armor out-hit him..that's sad=P