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from kryaxs bbs

he keeps saying how good he is at pvp,so i just thought i'd post this

and no,he wasnt afk

Sandr telepaths: be careful hide that shit ;)

[HP=1001/1001]:l nw

A slime beast oozes in from nowhere.

Huge Cave, Refuse Pit

This pit is about twenty feet deep, with the walls inclined steeply enough

to make climbing out difficult, but not impossible. It is filled with nearly

three feet of disgusting refuse and garbage, with the result being an

offensively rank swamp.

You notice 132864 runic coins, 132512 platinum pieces, 134267 gold crowns,

134723 silver nobles, 132374 copper farthings, 5 mithril-runed tunic, silvery

chain leggings, 4 elven boots, 2 witchwood spear, runed cowl, 8 adamantite

bracers, golden snake earrings, 4 spiked obsidian collar, 5 hellblade, 3 belt

of might, tower shield, 3 moonstone ring, 3 orc-head, dwarven work boots, 2

wicked bone scythe, 3 severed arm here.

Also here: Thunder*, slime beast.

Obvious exits: southeast

The room is barely visible

MiSSiNG steps onto the crumbling edge of a pit, and falls inside!

[HP=1001/1001]:/san ;)

--- Telepath Sent to Sandr ---

MiSSiNG scrambles up out of the pit to safety.

[HP=1001/1001]:arm ti

You do not have ti left unequipped.

MiSSiNG steps onto the crumbling edge of a pit, and falls inside!

[HP=1001/1001]:sn

Attempting to sneak...

nw

Sneaking...

A thin orc fanatic strides in from the south!

Huge Cave, Refuse Pit

You notice 132926 runic coins, 132568 platinum pieces, 134365 gold crowns,

134826 silver nobles, 132560 copper farthings, 5 mithril-runed tunic, silvery

chain leggings, 4 elven boots, 2 witchwood spear, runed cowl, 8 adamantite

bracers, golden snake earrings, 4 spiked obsidian collar, 5 hellblade, 3 belt

of might, tower shield, 3 moonstone ring, 3 orc-head, dwarven work boots, 2

wicked bone scythe, 3 severed arm here.

Also here: Thunder*, MiSSiNG, slime beast.

Obvious exits: southeast

The room is barely visible

[HP=1001/1001]:hid

Attempting to hide...

l thu

l thu

[ Thunder TheHexedWeaponGuy ] (We Were Soldiers)

Thunder is a colossal, physically Godlike Nekojin Paladin with no hair and

black eyes. He moves blindingly fast, and is likable in an unassuming sort of

way. Thunder appears to be all-knowing and seems sullen and impulsive. He is

unwounded.



He is equipped with:



black chitin leggings (Legs)

black chitin helm (Head)

sunstone wristband (Wrist)

stormmetal bracers (Arms)

mithril ring (Finger)

heavy black boots (Feet)

gauntlets of power (Hands)

mithril earrings (Ears)

ruby-eyed skull ring (Finger)

cat's-eye pendant (Neck)

golden belt (Waist)

elven cloak (Back)

petrified stone corselet (Torso)

titanic stone maul (Weapon Hand)



MiSSiNG moves to attack slime beast.

Thunder moves to attack slime beast.

[HP=1001/1001]:bs thu

You cannot backstab with this weapon.

*Combat Engaged*

The slime beast slaps you for 24 damage!

MiSSiNG rips slime beast for 25 damage!

MiSSiNG slices slime beast for 33 damage!

MiSSiNG slices slime beast for 22 damage!

MiSSiNG rips slime beast for 37 damage!

MiSSiNG slashes slime beast for 65 damage!

The slime beast dissolves into a mass of reeking flesh.

You critically smash Thunder for 228 damage!

Thunder is knocked off their feet, landing with a heavy thump!

You critically crush Thunder for 233 damage!

You critically clobber Thunder for 221 damage!

You swing at Thunder!

You swing at Thunder!

[HP=977/1001]:se

s

You scramble out of the shallow pit.

Huge Cave

You notice 20 gold crowns, 56 silver nobles, 12 copper farthings, black tabi,

chainmail leggings, 5 black chitin helm, rune-etched sceptre, torch, 3 golden

belt, carved ivory mask, full plate leggings, winged sandals, runed robes,

jeweled scimitar, 10 orc-head, severed leg, heavy bone mace, golden snake

earrings, fine breastplate, 3 black scimitar here.

Also here: thin orc fanatic.

Obvious exits: south, northwest

The room is barely visible

[HP=977/1001]:s

Huge Cave, Tunnel

You notice 1 gold crown, 10 silver nobles, 9 copper farthings, runed cowl,

silvery skullcap, frost sceptre, cure poison potion, carved ivory mask,

obsidian runestaff, multicoloured sash, golden snake earrings, 8 torch,

embroidered black gauntlets here.

Obvious exits: north, southeast

The room is barely visible

[HP=977/1001]:sn

*Combat Off*

Attempting to sneak...

[HP=977/1001]:n

hid

Sneaking...

Huge Cave

You notice 24 gold crowns, 61 silver nobles, 12 copper farthings, black tabi,

chainmail leggings, 5 black chitin helm, rune-etched sceptre, torch, 3 golden

belt, carved ivory mask, full plate leggings, winged sandals, runed robes,

jeweled scimitar, 11 orc-head, severed leg, heavy bone mace, golden snake

earrings, fine breastplate, 3 black scimitar here.

Also here: MiSSiNG.

Obvious exits: south, northwest

The room is barely visible

[HP=977/1001]:hid

Attempting to hide...

[HP=977/1001]:nw

hid

Sneaking...

Huge Cave, Refuse Pit

You notice 132936 runic coins, 132631 platinum pieces, 134369 gold crowns,

134858 silver nobles, 132640 copper farthings, 5 mithril-runed tunic, silvery

chain leggings, 4 elven boots, 2 witchwood spear, runed cowl, 8 adamantite

bracers, golden snake earrings, 4 spiked obsidian collar, 5 hellblade, 3 belt

of might, tower shield, 3 moonstone ring, 3 orc-head, dwarven work boots, 2

wicked bone scythe, 3 severed arm here.

Also here: Thunder*, slime beast.

Obvious exits: southeast

The room is barely visible

[HP=977/1001]:hid

Attempting to hide...

MiSSiNG falls down into the pit from above!

MiSSiNG moves to attack slime beast.

[HP=977/1001]:bs thu

You cannot backstab with this weapon.

*Combat Engaged*

Thunder moves to attack slime beast.

The slime beast flails at MiSSiNG, but he dodges out of the way!

MiSSiNG slashes slime beast for 55 damage!

MiSSiNG critically slashes slime beast for 258 damage!

The slime beast dissolves into a mass of reeking flesh.

You smash Thunder for 38 damage!

You smash Thunder for 20 damage!

You critically clobber Thunder for 180 damage!

You swing at Thunder!

You clobber Thunder for 39 damage!

MiSSiNG is looking at you.

Thunder casts hold person on you!

Your legs are paralyzed!

[HP=977/1001]:se

s

You can't seem to move anywhere!

[HP=977/1001]:You can't seem to move anywhere!

Thunder moves to attack you!

MiSSiNG scrambles out of the shallow pit.

[HP=977/1001]:l thu

A nasty slime beast oozes in from nowhere.

MiSSiNG falls down into the pit from above!

[ Thunder TheHexedWeaponGuy ] (We Were Soldiers)

Thunder is a colossal, physically Godlike Nekojin Paladin with no hair and

black eyes. He moves blindingly fast, and is likable in an unassuming sort of

way. Thunder appears to be all-knowing and seems sullen and impulsive. He is

severely wounded.



He is equipped with:



black chitin leggings (Legs)

black chitin helm (Head)

sunstone wristband (Wrist)

stormmetal bracers (Arms)

mithril ring (Finger)

heavy black boots (Feet)

gauntlets of power (Hands)

mithril earrings (Ears)

ruby-eyed skull ring (Finger)

cat's-eye pendant (Neck)

golden belt (Waist)

elven cloak (Back)

petrified stone corselet (Torso)

titanic stone maul (Weapon Hand)



MiSSiNG moves to attack nasty slime beast.

The nasty slime beast flails at Thunder with a tentacle!

You smash Thunder for 30 damage!

You smash Thunder for 39 damage!

You critically crush Thunder for 206 damage!

You crush Thunder for 46 damage!

You swing at Thunder!

Thunder swings at at you with his titanic stone maul, but you dodge the attack!

Thunder critically smashes you for 311 damage!

Thunder swings at at you with his titanic stone maul, but you dodge the attack!

Thunder swings at at you with his titanic stone maul, but you dodge the attack!

MiSSiNG slices nasty slime beast for 20 damage!

MiSSiNG slices nasty slime beast for 72 damage!

MiSSiNG slashes nasty slime beast for 55 damage!

MiSSiNG slices nasty slime beast for 42 damage!

The slime beast dissolves into a mass of reeking flesh.

MiSSiNG scrambles out of the shallow pit.

Thunder casts major healing on Thunder!

Thunder moves to attack you!

A slime beast oozes in from nowhere.

MiSSiNG falls down into the pit from above!

[HP=666/1001]:wave

MiSSiNG moves to attack slime beast.

[HP=666/1001]:You wave farewell!

You swing at Thunder!

You smash Thunder for 28 damage!

You swing at Thunder!

You smash Thunder for 51 damage!

You crush Thunder for 33 damage!

[HP=666/1001]:

Thunder is dead.

*Combat Off*

MiSSiNG slashes slime beast for 53 damage!

MiSSiNG slices slime beast for 26 damage!

MiSSiNG slices slime beast for 68 damage!

MiSSiNG slices slime beast for 63 damage!

The slime beast dissolves into a mass of reeking flesh.

[HP=684/1001]:

Huge Cave, Refuse Pit

You notice 133069 runic coins, 132761 platinum pieces, 134580 gold crowns,

134912 silver nobles, 132881 copper farthings, 5 mithril-runed tunic, silvery

chain leggings, 4 elven boots, 2 witchwood spear, runed cowl, 8 adamantite

bracers, golden snake earrings, 4 spiked obsidian collar, 5 hellblade, black

chitin leggings, 3 belt of might, tower shield, 3 moonstone ring, 3 orc-head,

dwarven work boots, 2 wicked bone scythe, 3 severed arm here.

Also here: MiSSiNG.

Obvious exits: southeast

The room is barely visible

Thunder just hung up!!!

MiSSiNG scrambles out of the shallow pit.

You can move again!

A nasty slime beast oozes in from nowhere.

MiSSiNG falls down into the pit from above!

MiSSiNG moves to attack nasty slime beast.

MiSSiNG slices nasty slime beast for 73 damage!

MiSSiNG slices nasty slime beast for 27 damage!

MiSSiNG slashes nasty slime beast for 61 damage!

MiSSiNG slashes nasty slime beast for 76 damage!

The slime beast dissolves into a mass of reeking flesh.

Sandr gossips: lol

[HP=684/1001]:gos Thunder is dead.

Voodoo gossips: Thunder is dead.

MiSSiNG scrambles out of the shallow pit.

[HP=684/1001]:gos SHIT CUNT

A slime beast oozes in from nowhere.

MiSSiNG falls down into the pit from above!

Voodoo gossips: SHIT CUNT