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[Raybdbomb]

A construction worker comes home just in time to find his

wife in bed with another man. So he grabs the guy and drags

him naked down the stairs to the garage. He grabs the guy's

cock, puts it in a vise, screws it down real tight

and removes the handle of the vise. Then he rummages around

in a drawer

until he finds a hacksaw, which he picks up and displays to

the terrified

man.



The man, wide-eyed, screams, "Stop! Stop! You're not going

to cut off my dick, are you?"



The husband hands him the hacksaw and says: "Nope. You are.

I'm setting the garage on fire."



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



that's what i'mma do to Aragon if i catch him with my woman again!



no :hump: ing!

[Durin]

thats horrible

[Durin]

but funny...

[Reckless]

:eek1: :eek1: :eek1: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Wouldn't ya need something to counter Aragon's "asianness"???? :ehh:

[Vegeta]

wtf did you say about azness?

[Xetox]

lol.......oregano said he likes it when u put is pee pee in a vise!

[Raybdbomb]

i tried it on him, but his pee pee wouldn't stretch far enough, i think it's an "innie"

[Xetox]

well next time start tying some wieghts to it to start the streching process!