Windows 98 source available to all! [Archive] - ForumsHQ

[Raybdbomb]

it's in code, so you can use it and compile it yourself!





/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code

Project: Chicago(tm)

Projected release-date: Summer 1998

Original version date : Aug 1994

*/



#include "win31.h"

#include "win95.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD



char make_prog_look_big[1600000];



void main()

{

while(!CRASHED)

{

display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)

{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

hang_system();

}

write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_3.1();

do_nothing_loop();

do_nothing_loop();

}

}

if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();



if (fast_cpu())

{

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

set_mouse(action, jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}



/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt);

else

system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);



while(something)

{

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

}

create_general_protection_fault();

}

[Raybdbomb]

and here's an idiot's guide to windows 98



Multitasking: You can crash several programs all at once. No waiting!



Built-in Networking: You can crash several PC`s all at once. No need to buy Novell Personal Netware or LANtastic to crash.



Microsoft Network: Connect with other Windows 98 users and talk about your crash experiences. Support groups in different cities will be organized.



PnP: Plug and Pray (that it works)



Multimedia: Experience the immense sight and sound of crashing.



Compatible with existing software: It will also crash your existing software.



Increased Productivity: You will need to increase your budget to buy more products like RAM and HardDrives. Better yet, get a new computer! That`s product-ivity.



User-Friendly: Picture of clouds



State of the Art: Pay for Bill`s next bid for a work of art.



Macintosh-like: It took Microsoft eleven years and it`s not even original.



Online Registration: Dial into Microsoft and let them snoop around your harddrive. This will guarantee you a place in Microsoft`s files for the rest of your life.



MS Plus: More money for Bill`s plus side.



Optimize: It will increase the utilization of your hard drive and cpu so much so that you`ll end up upgrading your system. See "Increased Productivity".

[Relorian]

LoL..... Seems about right. Remember M$ = Bad....



Relorian

[Reckless]

You forgot the part that inserts bu....er random features!