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Speed
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The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her. After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for a while. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have." Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for a while. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build." Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis." The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."
Xetox
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Post by Xetox »

lol...saw it coming but lol anyway
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Post by Relorian »

Still a good joke, has me still giggling
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Originally posted by Relorian

Still a good joke, has me still giggling



You giggle?
Xetox
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Post by Xetox »

well look at his avatar u know he giggles ;)



aint that off of that slc punks movie? I think that is the name of it!?
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Yeah, Its Herion Bob off SLC Punk! Good Call.



Relorian



Oh, and Yes i do giggle....
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Post by Platinum »

lol good one *giggle*
Xetox
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Post by Xetox »

Originally posted by Relorian

Yeah, Its Herion Bob off SLC Punk! Good Call.



Relorian



Oh, and Yes i do giggle....







it was a great movie!





and I giggle from time to time but dont tell anyone ;)
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Post by The Ghost »

Man, you should have never got that sex change. When you were male you never giggled, now your female and your ALL screwed up.



BTW that joke was pretty good.
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Post by Xetox »

well it realy was not a sex change...I just wanted both parts ;)
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