Ever wonder?... [Archive] - ForumsHQ
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 12:24 pm
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
>
> Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
>
> Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
>
> If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible
crisp
> which no decent human being would eat?
>
> Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
>
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze
these
> dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"
>
> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make radio out of coconut,
why
can't
> he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
>
> Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is
transported by
> car?
>
> What was the best thing before sliced bread?
>
> What's the opposite of opposite?
>
> If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both
dogs!
>
> What do you call male ballerinas?
>
> If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he
just
buy
> dinner?
>
> Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables,
then
> what is baby oil made from?
>
> Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars
in the
> universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint
somewhere,
> you have to touch it to make sure?
>
> Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?
>
> Why is the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star the same
tune?
>
> I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed,
but can
you
> just be whelmed?
>
> Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower,
when he
> doesn't usually wear any pants anyway?
>
> Did Adam and Eve have navels?
>
> Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
>
> If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands
Butter
side
> down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
>
> Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
P.S. Heh, some of these things would make a fine addition to the little message thing on here. :thumbu:
>
> Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
>
> Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
>
> If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible
crisp
> which no decent human being would eat?
>
> Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
>
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze
these
> dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"
>
> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make radio out of coconut,
why
can't
> he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
>
> Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is
transported by
> car?
>
> What was the best thing before sliced bread?
>
> What's the opposite of opposite?
>
> If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both
dogs!
>
> What do you call male ballerinas?
>
> If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he
just
buy
> dinner?
>
> Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables,
then
> what is baby oil made from?
>
> Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars
in the
> universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint
somewhere,
> you have to touch it to make sure?
>
> Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?
>
> Why is the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star the same
tune?
>
> I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed,
but can
you
> just be whelmed?
>
> Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower,
when he
> doesn't usually wear any pants anyway?
>
> Did Adam and Eve have navels?
>
> Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
>
> If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands
Butter
side
> down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
>
> Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
P.S. Heh, some of these things would make a fine addition to the little message thing on here. :thumbu: