Ever wonder?... [Archive] - ForumsHQ

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> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

>

> Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

>

> Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

>

> If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

>

> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a

horrible

crisp

> which no decent human being would eat?

>

> Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

>

> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll

squeeze

these

> dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"

>

> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make radio out of coconut,

why

can't

> he fix a hole in a boat?

>

> Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?

>

> Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is

transported by

> car?

>

> What was the best thing before sliced bread?

>

> What's the opposite of opposite?

>

> If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

>

> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're

both

dogs!

>

> What do you call male ballerinas?

>

> If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he

just

buy

> dinner?

>

> Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

>

> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

vegetables,

then

> what is baby oil made from?

>

> Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars

in the

> universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint

somewhere,

> you have to touch it to make sure?

>

> Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?

>

> Why is the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star the same

tune?

>

> I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed,

but can

you

> just be whelmed?

>

> Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower,

when he

> doesn't usually wear any pants anyway?

>

> Did Adam and Eve have navels?

>

> Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

>

> If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands

Butter

side

> down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

>

> Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?



P.S. Heh, some of these things would make a fine addition to the little message thing on here. :thumbu: