A few word of advise! [Archive] - ForumsHQ

[Xetox]

When you are arguing with the woman you love, be sensitive, restrained... and don't say anything stupid. There are times your life just might depend on it.



15 THINGS NEVER TO SAY...



1. "Why don't you go brush your hair, or something?"



2. "No, really, I was laughing about... this joke I heard one time. At bandcamp."



3. "Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset."



4. "You're just upset because your caboose is starting to spread around the tracks, that's all."



5. "Wait a minute, I get it... What time of the month is it?"



6. "Are you gonna cry? {Force lip to quiver mockingly} Cry for your mommy?"



7. "You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?"



8. "Sorry, as you were just talking there, I was just picturing you with my cock in your mouth."



9. "That reminds me. Next time you go to the store, could you add 'giant fucking cork' to the shopping list?"



10. "Whoa, time out honey, Britney is back. And look she's wearing less clothes than before"



11. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of 'Bitch Flakes' this morning."



12. "Is there anyway we could do this via e-mail, because the game is coming on?"



13. "Hey baby, if I want a lecture about commitment, I can get one from my real wife."



14. "I was just thinking, I could so use some oral sex right now."



15. "Who are you kidding? We both know that damn thing isn't loaded."

[Reckless]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



15. "Who are you kidding? We both know that damn thing isn't loaded."

[Speed]

Pike had those in his sig for months.



-edit-

Nevermind, I need to read the post, instead of the last one. There are a couple new things in there.

[Pike]

Nod I did. Plus It was posted before. Looks like there might be some differences.

[Xetox]

not a repeat post ;)

[Platinum]

Originally posted by Xetox

8. "Sorry, as you were just talking there, I was just picturing you with my cock in your mouth."





Hahahahahahah...i love that one.

[Raybdbomb]

shit i said one of those to my girlfriend (the cry to your mommy thing) and she was pissed at me all night :(

[Rust In Peace]

Hmm... I wonder why, Ray... :hammer:

[Reckless]

lol



bump

[MrBlack]

ROFL!!!



#'s 8 and 14 would go over well with my girl..she's constantly horny, and just lookin for a reason ;)