Height of Emotions [Archive] - ForumsHQ

[Helmut]

Height of patience: A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree



Height of frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls



Height of innocence: A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipples



Height of unemployment: Cobwebs in a prostitute



Height of laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest



Height of competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall



Height of sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw



Height of technology: A condom with a zipper



Height of trouble: A one-handed man hanging from a cliff when his ass starts itching

[zan]

Height of technology: A condom with a zipper



dude.. that would hurt like hell if ya got the zipper stuck...

[MissThang]

lol

[Speed]

I'm confused as to why you would want a condom w/ a zipper. Why would that be so cool? When you unzipped it, your nut would just drip out everywhere.

[Xetox]

that was a picture I did not need to see ;)

[dxpac666]

Maybe it would be for those girls who like to drink that stuff but can't get their man off with a BJ. Unzipping it would be easier than turning it inside out, less on your fingers anyway. Some girls get mad if you waste that shit.

[Xetox]

ummm yea what he said......

[iNViSiGOD]

Wierdos

[Panterra X]

agreed.

[MissThang]

thats yucky!