From Yahoo! Answers this morning.

[Gardner Denver]

True story. This is to stupid for me to make up.

Y! Answers Question: How can I write a program to do
Me: What language are you going to use?
Y! Answers person: English
Me:

[DeathCow]

Quote from: Gardner Denver on October 17, 2010, 10:33:04 AMTrue story. This is to stupid for me to make up.

Y! Answers Question: How can I write a program to do
Me: What language are you going to use?
Y! Answers person: English
Me:
That steaming pile was of your own creation.

[Gardner Denver]

I was going to link it but the poster deleted the question! Fart knocker.

[SouthernCross]

That is what it feels like I am at lately. I will sit in front of the puter for an hour or so in an attempt to get something done, only to forget what it is I was trying to do.

[Luther]

ROFLMAO, open notepad and leave yourself a note SC.