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[Xetox]

Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some

tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Bob, I'm

not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."

Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

"Go home, eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20

unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno

peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, + box of Grape

nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune

juice."

Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better

understanding of what your ass is for."

[War Hawk]

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