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Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down

the street and

pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her

boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, 'Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying

me flowers again.

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, 'You

don't like getting

flowers?'

The redhead says, 'I love getting flowers, but he

always has

expectations after giving me flowers, and I don't

feel like spending the

next three days on my back with my legs in the air'

The blonde says: 'Don't you have a vase? '