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Ole and Sven were fishing when Sven pulled out

a cigar but didn't have a lighter so he asked

Ole for a light.



"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he

replied and reached into his tacklebox and pulled

out a 12-inch BIC lighter.



"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "Vhere

did yew get dat monster??



"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my

Genie."

"You haff a genie?" Sven asked.



"Ya, shure, he's right here in my tackle

box," said Ole.

"Could I see him?"



Ole opens his tackle box and out pops the genie.

The friend says, "Hey dere! I'm a good

friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"



"Yes I will," the genie said, so Sven asks

him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into

the tackle box and leaves him standing there

waiting for his million bucks.



Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the

sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.



Sven yells to Ole, "I asked for a million

Bucks, not Ducks!"



Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da

genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I

asked him for a 12-inch BIC?