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[Tristian]

George and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all on the outcome of a single dogfight. They agreed that they would have five years to breed the best fighting dogs in the world and whoever's dog won would dominate world affairs.



Osama and his dog handler Mohammed found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves they could find. From those litters they selected the biggest and strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to the death. After five years Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage was built of steel bars three inches thick and still no one dared get near it.

When the day came for the dogfight, George and his dog handler Boudreaux, showed up with a nine-foot long Dachshund. It was the strangest-looking dog anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it was a "Cajun Dachshund". Everyone felt sorry for George and Boudreaux because they knew there was no way that this poor excuse for a dog could possibly last 10 seconds with Osama's big mean animal. When the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly came out of its cage, wagged its tail, then waddled over towards Osama's dog. The DobeRottWolf snarled and leaped out of its cage, then charged the poor Dachshund. But when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened its mouth and ate Osama's dog in one gulp. There was nothing left at all of the snarling beast.



Osama met George and Boudreaux shaking his head in utter disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers, and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves in the world. How did you do this?"



"Da's easy," said Boudreaux, the Cajun. "We 'ad our bess plasic surgins workin' fo' five year for to make dat alligator look like a weenie dog."

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