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Pick Up Lines That May Get You Killed

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in

your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear

you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be

you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or

fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name

to go with your face.

6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't

hold it in.

7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti.

Let's go fuck.

8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love

to tap that ass!

9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left

leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't

know whether to mount you or eat you!

11. Your parents must be retarded, because you are

special.

12. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the

inside?

13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I =

69?

14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You

hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

15. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"

Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't

dance with you."

Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I

said you look fat in those pants"

16. I'm new in town, could I have directions to

your house.

17. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name

Yolanda?

18. I love every bone in your body - especially

mine.

19. You might not be the best looking girl here,

but beauty is only a light switch away.

20. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery

when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

21. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find

him? I think he went into this motel room.

22. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I

lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

23. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's

everywhere I want to be.

24. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the

money?

25. I may not be the best looking guy here, but

I'm the only one talking to you.

26. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if

I were on you, I'd be coming too.

27. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it

appears that someone beat me to it.

28. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille

name tag.