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Just after Rick got married, He was invited out for a night

with the boys." He told his wife that He would be home

by midnight ..He promised!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down

way too easy. At around 3A.M. drunk as a skunk, He

headed for home. Just as He got in the door, the cuckoo

clock in the hall started up, and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly He realized she'd probably wake up, so He cuckooed

another 9 times. He was really proud of himself, having a

quick witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a

possible conflict.

Next morning, the wife asked him what time he got in and

He told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all.

Whew! Got away with that one! He thought!

She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.

When he asked her why she said,

"Well, it cuckooed 3 times, said 'oh fuck,' cuckooed 4

more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,

giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted." LOL