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Xetox
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Post by Xetox »

The most powerful word? Well, shit...



Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.



You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.



With a little effort, you can get your shit together,find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.



There are lucky shits,

dumb shits,

crazy shits,

and sweet shits.



There is bull shit,

horse shit and

chicken shit.



You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.



You can have too much shit, not enough shit,

the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.



You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.



Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.



When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic

building

block of creation.



And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know

anything else!
AdmiralAcid
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Post by AdmiralAcid »

xetox's a lame shit, a gay shit, and can go shit on his neighbor for all i care
Raybdbomb
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Post by Raybdbomb »

i do believe that was a formal dis.
Xetox
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Post by Xetox »

AdmiralAcid's a shit eater, he can eat the shit ring that is left around my asshole after a bad case of the shits, he likes to chew on the dried dog shit in his back yard and he can choke on his own shit and die for all I give a shit!
Tristian
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Post by Tristian »

You are all a bunch of dumb shits.
Xetox
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Post by Xetox »

Hey Man don't make us have to start shuvin shit up ur ass!
Tristian
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Post by Tristian »

Ain't that some weak shit coming from you Xetox.

Get your stinky ass shit together.

Just don't leave that shit in a bad on my doorstep.
Xetox
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Post by Xetox »

Speakin of Tristian I need to take a shit brb
xzero

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Post by xzero »

Flaming is shit.
iNViSiGOD
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Post by iNViSiGOD »

well shit

you guys are tards
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