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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and

says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and

then she screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams;

then pushes her ankle and screams.

Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

"No," she says, "I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor replies. "You have a broken finger."