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[Brunt]

Woman goes to see her doctor...

Doctor is feeling the breasts. "Do you know what I am doing?" asked the doctor. "Looking for cancer." says the woman. "Good." says the doctor(now giving a vaginal exam). He starts thinking for a minute..drop his pants, and stick it in. She doesn't flitch so he slowly excites himself. "Do you know what I am doing now?" ask the doctor.."Yes, your getting Ghanneria, thats why I am here."

dont know if I spelled anything right..tired and going to bed.

[Aragon]

Main Entry: gon·or·rhea

Pronunciation: "gä-n&-'rE-&

Function: noun

Etymology: New Latin, from Late Latin, morbid loss of semen, from Greek gonorrhoia, from gon- + -rrhoia -rrhea

Date: circa 1526

: a contagious inflammation of the genital mucous membrane caused by the gonococcus -- called also clap

[Bluecap Jones]

That was funnier when I read it in maxim, flamer