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[Xetox]

WARNING........ Be sure you lock your doors and windows at

home..........

A Columbus man was found murdered in his home last

weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk and cornflakes, and a banana was sticking out of his butt.

Police suspect a cereal killer!

[Aragon]

hehe.. he said "banana sticking out his butt".. hehe...

[War Hawk]

lol

are you sure you just weren't drunk and partied to hard this weekend?