You are ALL banned

[Kurt_Anglecizer]

I'm sure you all have many questions. "Kurt, what is it that we can't do?", "Kurt, Why can't we?", "Kurt, where can't we go?" ,etc.
Luckily, I have (all) the answers!
As the title states, you are all banned. No, I'm not finally ridding the mud world of all of you. Although the Dark Master knows I should.
What you are banned from is this: Damage Inc. is once again gathering at Texas de Brazil on friday June 30th. For your safety, we have extended your banishment to include the entire "Streets of Woodfield" complex/shopping center. Besides the obvious reasons of us not wanting to look at you dregs of the mud society, this banishment is in place mainly for your protection. For example, if anyone would happen to run into us, accidents can happen. Such as (but not limited to the following):
1. I could hurl you to the ground head and neck first. Then proceed to pummel you into unconsciousness or rip one of your appendages off.
2. Jedi could sit on you (this is especially bad in conjunction with #1).
3. Rust could annoy you so much via arguing that your head could explode. In this kind of heat, that's not a chance that we need to take!
4. Virucizer could kill you by pointing his finger at you, and yelling "Bang!".
5. I could break your freakin ankle.
6. If any of you actually HAD girlfriends, they would immediately try to have sex with me. However, I reserve the right to use #1 and/or #5 on them if they are overweight or otherwise not up to my standards.
So, you see, it is with all of your interests in mind that these rules were enacted. Friday June 30th from 6:30pm until midnight (Central Standard Time) are all hereby banned from the above mentioned locations. This has been a public service announcement, from your friends here at Damage Inc.
That is all.

[Cak]

If you guys want to grab a drink after eating 40 pounds of extremely salted meat, there are a few of us who would be willing to grab a few beers and listen to the rantings of your epic skills at playing combat log. Fox and Hound is right down the street from there by Roselle and Golf Rd. Or hell, we can just class it up and go to Hooters. Finally there is Westwood and Ram right down the street. You name the place, but I doubt we'll make it for the all you can eat meat fest.

[Raybdbomb]

June 30th is in the past?

[Kurt_Anglecizer]

July 30th it is. I don't know why I keep thinking it's june. I'm closing on my house a week late, maybe that has something to do with it. Anyway, yes July 30th... apply the post above to that date.

[Dragonwars]

Quote from: Kurt_Anglecizer on July 25, 2010, 08:25:10 PMI'm sure you all have many questions. "Kurt, what is it that we can't do?", "Kurt, Why can't we?", "Kurt, where can't we go?" ,etc.
Luckily, I have (all) the answers!
As the title states, you are all banned. No, I'm not finally ridding the mud world of all of you. Although the Dark Master knows I should.
What you are banned from is this: Damage Inc. is once again gathering at Texas de Brazil on friday June 30th. For your safety, we have extended your banishment to include the entire "Streets of Woodfield" complex/shopping center. Besides the obvious reasons of us not wanting to look at you dregs of the mud society, this banishment is in place mainly for your protection. For example, if anyone would happen to run into us, accidents can happen. Such as (but not limited to the following):
1. I could hurl you to the ground head and neck first. Then proceed to pummel you into unconsciousness or rip one of your appendages off.
2. Jedi could sit on you (this is especially bad in conjunction with #1).
3. Rust could annoy you so much via arguing that your head could explode. In this kind of heat, that's not a chance that we need to take!
4. Virucizer could kill you by pointing his finger at you, and yelling "Bang!".
5. I could break your freakin ankle.
6. If any of you actually HAD girlfriends, they would immediately try to have sex with me. However, I reserve the right to use #1 and/or #5 on them if they are overweight or otherwise not up to my standards.
So, you see, it is with all of your interests in mind that these rules were enacted. Friday June 30th from 6:30pm until midnight (Central Standard Time) are all hereby banned from the above mentioned locations. This has been a public service announcement, from your friends here at Damage Inc.
That is all.
MAN!! you are right out of a comic book!!
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you are waaaayyy more annoying that I have EVER BEEN! on this forum. and unlike you, I have been at least TRYING to redeam myself this last few years, while you have just sunk lower in the mire of what your weak assed mind is.
so.. don't go away mad,.... just go away!!!!!

[Kurt_Anglecizer]

Maybe you should look at the situation. You, sir, have a cool -7 karma. I have several hundred. So I think I know what's going on here: jealousy. It's something that happens a lot when I am around. You beta males try to measure up and know you have no chance. Look pal, just adhere to the post and you'll be fine. Stick to the facts sir, only the facts : I am better than you.
That is all.

[Ghaleon]

He actually has -9 karma... now...

[Jedi]

Quote from: Cak on July 25, 2010, 10:08:57 PMIf you guys want to grab a drink after eating 40 pounds of extremely salted meat, there are a few of us who would be willing to grab a few beers and listen to the rantings of your epic skills at playing combat log. Fox and Hound is right down the street from there by Roselle and Golf Rd. Or hell, we can just class it up and go to Hooters. Finally there is Westwood and Ram right down the street. You name the place, but I doubt we'll make it for the all you can eat meat fest.

Alcohol is bad.

[Gardner Denver]

Quote from: Kurt_Anglecizer on July 26, 2010, 01:09:16 AMJuly 30th it is. I don't know why I keep thinking it's june.

I'm surprised nobody made the obvious joke about all members of DI living in the past when it comes to mud so why should your real life be any different.

All kidding aside though, does anyone other than DI members ever show up at one of these gatherings?

[Jedi]

Of course not, you're banned. Duh.