Quote from: Syd on January 27, 2009, 12:19:24 PMIt doesn't surprise me, when taking into account your pretentious attitudes online, that you guys are 250+ pounders IRL. Maybe losing your virginity will reduce the joy you clearly experience regaling each other over purported majormud greatness.
There are several points in this post that need to be corrected. First, only Jedi is over 250. I am close to that, but then again, I am 6'6" and lift weights and exercise. Virucizer and Rust also are in very good shape, exercise, lifting, sports, etc. Point one has been addressed.
I lost my virginity many years ago. Although, not in a galaxy far, far away... that would be a story! But seriously, come on.. lame sex jokes? What's next? Are you going to make fun of my mom? Oh dear god, not that!!! The truth is that I am quite popular with the ladies, and I have lived with my g/f for well over a year. Point two has been addressed.
Lastly, (and this is the one that I have the most problem with) is that you claim our majormud greatness might not be real. Sometimes, the hype machine comes along and makes things what they aren't. But there are also those times when it simply isn't enough. This is one of these occasions. It is really hard to figure out which one of us is the best at PvP, because in all honesty, *ANY* of us would kill you without so much as a second glance. We take over any board that we choose, unless the sysop interferes and bans/cheats his way out of it. In all honesty, if I were to have a hope of dying in PvP, I would have to attack my fellow gangmembers, because only they are good enough to possibly take me out (but even they would fail...). One of these days, you'll show up and the mud world will see your greatest mistake: trying to PvP the master. Point three has been addressed.
That is all.
To the Best Friends a Guy Could Have
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Jedi
Re: To the Best Friends a Guy Could Have
I guess it is my turn to tell a Cheeze story now. I really thought you were going to go with this one as you were there for it also.
It starts out the same as Kurt's. Cheeze comes home on leave and a gathering ensues. Cheeze had been stationed in Vegas when he came home on leave. He had his arm in a sling and all I remember about that story was some cheerleaders at a bar seperated his shoulder. Rust and WeAllShallDie (Virucizer) were there earlier in the night when we went out to the bar. We played some pool and drank. Well they did. I do not drink ever. Afterwards WeAllShallDie and Rust went home and Kurt, Cheeze and I decided to go back to my house. Cheeze, despite just leaving the bar, needed to stop and get beer and so Kurt did as well even though they were both not sober already. After a few drinks at my house Cheeze started talking shit to me. Not too uncommon as we talk shit to eachother all the time. He did mention how he never taps and would never tap, not even to the cheerleaders who seperated his shoulder. I pointed out that in his current state I was sure I could make him tap. As we mentioned before I am quite large and most people are puny to me. So he starts shit with me. I don't remember what he kept doing but it got me angry enough to put his seperated shoulder arm in a very mean chicken wing while his face was pressed against my basement floor. Now I admit he didn't tap. I had him in it so long that I calmed down and the crying he was doing finally made me feel just a bit sorry for him. He made it back to his chair in a few minutes, still crying. Kurt just shook his head at him as I'm sure the 'Jackass' theme played in his head because it did mine. So kurt offered him one of his beers as Cheeze had finished his. Cheeze took it, he never denies a beer. So while he's still crying drinking one of Kurt's beers he starts talking shit again but not to me. He is talking to Kurt calling him a fucking pussy because he couldn't even finish all his beer...while still crying. It was priceless, absolutely hilarious.
Until the next DI story...
It starts out the same as Kurt's. Cheeze comes home on leave and a gathering ensues. Cheeze had been stationed in Vegas when he came home on leave. He had his arm in a sling and all I remember about that story was some cheerleaders at a bar seperated his shoulder. Rust and WeAllShallDie (Virucizer) were there earlier in the night when we went out to the bar. We played some pool and drank. Well they did. I do not drink ever. Afterwards WeAllShallDie and Rust went home and Kurt, Cheeze and I decided to go back to my house. Cheeze, despite just leaving the bar, needed to stop and get beer and so Kurt did as well even though they were both not sober already. After a few drinks at my house Cheeze started talking shit to me. Not too uncommon as we talk shit to eachother all the time. He did mention how he never taps and would never tap, not even to the cheerleaders who seperated his shoulder. I pointed out that in his current state I was sure I could make him tap. As we mentioned before I am quite large and most people are puny to me. So he starts shit with me. I don't remember what he kept doing but it got me angry enough to put his seperated shoulder arm in a very mean chicken wing while his face was pressed against my basement floor. Now I admit he didn't tap. I had him in it so long that I calmed down and the crying he was doing finally made me feel just a bit sorry for him. He made it back to his chair in a few minutes, still crying. Kurt just shook his head at him as I'm sure the 'Jackass' theme played in his head because it did mine. So kurt offered him one of his beers as Cheeze had finished his. Cheeze took it, he never denies a beer. So while he's still crying drinking one of Kurt's beers he starts talking shit again but not to me. He is talking to Kurt calling him a fucking pussy because he couldn't even finish all his beer...while still crying. It was priceless, absolutely hilarious.
Until the next DI story...
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Kurt_Anglecizer
Re: To the Best Friends a Guy Could Have
Yeah that was great. I still remember actually feeling sorry for him and telling him to tap out. His cries of "I refuse" that turned into actual crying.... priceless.
Re: To the Best Friends a Guy Could Have
My shoulders still messed up from that. We went to a bar got drunk then both drank an 18 pack. (wel lyou had 17 I had 19). Still funny stories tho.