The CDC says prepare for zombies!

[AdmiralAcid]

satire:

Matthew covers the physical aspect of the dead rising, but – just like Jesus – if these saints returned as fundamentally the same beings as they were before they died, then they fall short of the mark. Remember, a Zombie is a biologically definable animated being occupying a human corpse. It is not the resurrection of the same essential person who once lived in that body.

Our Luciferian world leaders want you to kill these saints. DUR, ROLL EYES, and FACE PALM

[Gardner Denver]

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[The Funeral Portrait]

And we pay for this...

No wonder I'm an iconoclast.

[Gardner Denver]

Well if you read the article they are actually taking about general disaster preparedness. They used Zombies as a way to inject a little humor into a situation that most people do not want to discuss.

[The Funeral Portrait]

Yeah I actually read it a few days ago. I wonder how much their little media campaign is costing.