CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY COURT DOCKET 12659---

[Xetox]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her

was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed

more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the

driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked

the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the

bus,

I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said,

"The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a

sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to

smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did

the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved

the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have

prevented this Accident" ...I just lost it.

"CASE DISMISSED!!"