dirt on yamamamamammama

[Aragon]

Platinum: i got some dirt on mary

Platinum: snicker

Aragon: what is it

Platinum: you could post it on mmb and let everyone laff at her snicker

Aragon: what is it

Platinum: yesterday while we were movin shit right...she was standin behind the truck smok a cigarette and a bird shit on her hand, cig, and shirt

[Demonic]

lmao

[YaMamaBitch]

no fuckin lie..:(

[YaMamaBitch]

my brother's a prick.. haha.. he's behind me laughing his ass off

[Demonic]

i was once at a funeral with my brother and we were obviously dressed nice, and we were outside smoking and a bird shit on him. got his shirt right at the collar. he went to feel what it was and smeared it all over. i was fuckin rollin!

[Speed]

I was getting out of my car at a friends house and a bird shat on my shoulder. The very next day, I was walking with my girlfriend to her house and a bird shat right on the drink I was carrying. What the hell are the odds of that happening again.

[Raybdbomb]

u guys are weird, i've never been "shat" on by a bird...

[Speed]

shat ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sht)

v. Vulgar Slang

A past tense and a past participle of shit.



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Just in case the quotes meant you didn't think it was a word. Not many people get shat on it seems, but some do. It's really odd that it happened to me two days in a row, I think the birds were getting back at me for my childhood with a pellet gun.

[Delete]

no bird ever shit on me... if it did, id do what andrew "dice" clay did: go to the park and poison em