you guys should buy me something cuz i'm always so nice to yall..

YaMamaBitch
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Re: you guys should buy me something cuz i'm always so nice to yall..

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Like I said, I've never dealt with a penor that size. Hours? I dunno about that.. after about 45 mins I'm ready to pass out.. and plus I don't think a 6 incher would faze me after dealing with one considerably larger..
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Hours? I dunno about that.. after about 45 mins I'm ready to pass out..



Wuss.
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I'm a smoker.. My endurance isn't very good. :) hehe
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Which is why I'll never date a smoker. Weed doesn't count. Gotta have endurance, and can't taste like an ashtray.
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Atleast 7 inches long eliminates more then 1/2 the guys in America (they won't tell you that but its true).
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At least 7 inches eliminates more than 3/4 the guys in america, easily. Did you know the average penis size of all males is just over 5 inches? That's sad.
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5 inches? That's pretty scary. I suppose if there was no way around it I'd allow 6 1/2 inches. I can't see someone with a 5 inch wank being able to satisfy me at all. Sex is important in a relationship to me, as it's one of my favorite activities to participate in.



Speed - I smoke but I don't taste like an ashtray. I brush my teeth, and carry gum. :) Orbit to be exact.
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To a non-smoker, you taste like an ashtray. It does not matter how much you brush your teeth, or how much gum you chew. Been there, done that. One of my ex's smoked. She'd brush her teeth and then swish with listerine and shit, and the taste never went away. It's just easier to pick up on if you are a non-smoker.



I think the 5 inch thing is because all the damn chinese people around. I don't think any of them are over 5 inches, so they really bring the statistic down.



(If you are chinese: I'm kidding)
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