A real shitty story (true personal story)

[AdmiralAcid]

One day I go to take a big Country Boy shit. Half way thrugh my dump I noticed an odd chemical type smell (for my shit don't stink). Sniffing left, then sniffing to my right, i could not isolate where the non-crap smell was comming from. Shurgging my sholders and continuming my excretion, I noticed my butthole started to burn (as well as my eye's and nose). Well, with my excellent reasoning and superior detective skills, (or my weird fixation with human excrement) I took a gander between my legs at the log i had created. To my surprize my turd and the water in the bowl were bubbling and frothing up! Not to mention the smell of this was making me light headed. I quickly whiped my ass clean (painfuly i might add) and flushed the toilet.



Investigating further I found out that Bleach was placed in my john as a substatute for toilet bowl cleaner.



THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE IT THAT COMMON BLUE COLOR WE ALL LOVE TO FLUSH BEFORE WE shit!

[zan]

thats gotta suck. They make green now too instead of the blue, but the blue is fun cause when you piss in it it turns green.

[Panterra X]

lmao sick and wrong

[Speed]

lol, that was hilarious. It happens to the best of us. The worst is when you drop a two flusher and clog the bitch, then you got that smell for a while.

[Prince Galahad]

you fuckers are sumptin else

lmao

[Raybdbomb]

omg this once i went pee in the toilet and it was extremely bubbly and smelly, like ammonia. i mean it made my eyes water adn everything.... i thought it was cause i had just wanked it or somethin... but i later found out that the toilet was filled with bleach, like you, and man that was messed up.... glad i didn't take a dump tho lol!

[The Ghost]

heh.. man thats just some sick ass shit.. yall needa get a life

[syntax53]

Originally posted by The Ghost

heh.. man thats just some sick ass shit.. yall needa get a life



going to the bathroom isn't a part of life? how long have you been holding it in, damn! ;)



-syn

[The Ghost]

ohh about 20 years

[Speed]

Damn, I hold that for 20 hours and I'm already gettin pains.