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[Gray Mouser]

A RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO

HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND

THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON

THE DAYS THAT STARTED

WITH THE LETTER "T."



FOR EXAMPLE:

TUESDAY

THURSDAY

THANKSGIVING

TODAY

TOMORROW

THATURDAY AND THUNDAY

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WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED........



A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED TO DISCOVER WHY MEN

GET OUT OF BED IN THE

MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT:



5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER.

12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE TOILET.

83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME.

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THE PERFECT BREAKFAST...as a man sees it...



YOU'RE SITTING AT THE TABLE AND YOUR SON IS ON THE

COVER OF WHEATIES.

YOUR MISTRESS IS ON THE COVER OF PLAYBOY.

AND YOUR WIFE IS ON THE BACK OF THE MILK CARTON.

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(Q) WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER

50?

(A) NUDITY

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(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND

A WIFE?

(A) 45 LBS.

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(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND

A HUSBAND?

(A) 45 MINUTES.

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(Q) WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE?

(A) A GOLDEN RETRIEVER

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(Q) WHY DID OJ SIMPSON MOVE TO WEST VIRGINIA?

(A) EVERYONE HAS THE SAME DNA

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(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO

AND A NORTHERN ZOO?

(A) A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL

ON THE FRONT OF THE

CAGE, ALONG WITH A RECIPE.

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(Q) WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?

(A) ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT

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(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN

FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN

FAIRYTALE?

(A) A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS, "ONCE UPON A

TIME."

A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS, "Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA

BELIEVE THIS SHIT!"

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