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Dark in here...



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A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door.



Her husband also comes home early, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy.



The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "25 dollars."

Man: "Fine".



In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are

In the closet together.



Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball mitt."

Remembering the last time, he asks, "how much?"

Boy: "75 dollars."

Man: "Fine."



A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.

Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

Father: "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy: "100 dollars."



The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, 100 dollars is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."



They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.



The boy says, "Dark in here."



The Priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"

[Xetox]

That one has been around the block a few times.......

[Platinum]

Heh, I've never seen that.

[Relorian]

I;ve never seen it before but its now one im gonna tell....



Relorian

[Xetox]

Its getting dark in here....so take off all ur clothes!

[Kryax]

Originally posted by Xetox

Its getting dark in here....so take off all ur clothes!



no, it's

"It's getting hot in huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure so take off all your clothes."





::dances a little jig!::



:monkey:

[Xetox]

yea I hear ya but that did not fit with the thread!@

[Kryax]

Originally posted by Xetox

yea I hear ya but that did not fit with the thread!@



grin



my bad