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[Mistress]

A professor at the University of West Virginia was

giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel

for his audience, he asks "How many people here

believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their

hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you

who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen

a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's

really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.

Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15

students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever

touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question

further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Billy Ray raises his hand. The

professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all

the years I've been giving this lecture; no one has

ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got

to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin,

and began to make his way up to the podium. When he

reached the front of the room, the professor asks,

"So, Billy Ray, tell us what it's like to have sex

with a ghost?" Billy Ray replied, "Shiiiiit!!! From

way back thar I thought you said, "Goats"!!

[Xetox]

Thats wrong just wrong.......:monkey:

[Mistress]

Thank you :)

[Aragon]

lol



:cheesy:

[Reckless]

hahahahahahahahaha :lol:

[Raybdbomb]

mistress, since when do u start postin with us again?

[Mistress]

Eh, bout a week ago. Metro forums have become nothing but a flame fest for 12 year old children. I've had an account on here since the week it opened, but never posted, just browsed here and there. Figured I'd start getting back in with some old friends I've missed :) *kiss MrBlack*



Seems to be a bit more exciting around here anyhow :) And I've been hit with a horrid boredom bug



Do you want me to go? I can just...go....:cry:

[Rhiannon]

Omg Lisa! Reminds me of a couple dudes I knew in Texas.... ahhhhh gross!



Love,

Me

[Raybdbomb]

naw d00d, u set me up with my first board, u started me, j00 0wnz me :)

[Mistress]

Originally posted by Ray Dillyo

naw d00d, u set me up with my first board, u started me, j00 0wnz me :)



*chuckles* I'm flattered ;) But be careful whatcha say, I make slaves do naughty things :D