I'm bored as hell, so to break the monotony of this board, and to keep with a recent theme of ForumsHQ... I want to try something different.
We all know of course, that girls can be sweet and fun to talk to, and they can also be so sour they burn a hole through your throat and shit in the cavity.
With that said, let's hear everyone's best way they ever got a girl, or met a girl, and also their best experience with our female friends at their BITCHIEST.
I'll start...
The best way I ever met a girl was just last week. I used a classic way to get her attention. There was this girl that I thought was super hot and I really wanted to talk to her. I'm shy as hell though, so that presented a huge problem. You can't just go up and say "Hey what's your name..." That's so damned lame and doesn't work TOO often anymore, unless they're drunk and/or can't hear you. Anyway I got my chance recently. She sits in the row in front of me in Organic Chemistry 2, and there's this redneck dude that always sits next to her, and he's super obnoxious. He's always all sweaty and he wheezes and blows his nose super loud and shit, and he's really loud and the funniest of all, he falls asleep in class like a fucking narcoleptic on Ambien and snores. The professor is always asking the girl to wake him up and you can tell she's super annoyed. Anyway the next class meeting I sat next to her and I said "I'm going to rescue you." and she laughed and said "No way, we have assigned seats remember?" and when the prof. walked in I explained to him that I couldn't see from my seat, and that I'd like to move up. He let me stay there, I got the seat next to hers for the rest of the term.
The worst was actually back in 7th grade. This one girl wanted a baby and so her boyfriend knocked her up. The last day of school, we were all standing outside at lunch and he called her fat. I have never SEEN a girl go off like that. It was awesome. My friends and I now refer to that day as "The Slap Heard 'Round Campus". They were actually between two buildings, so when she slapped him, it echoed. Poor bastard.
Chickies...
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You're canadian if I'm not mistaken, right? I can tell by the way you type/the words you use...'super'..its not a word we folks in 'the states' use much ;) In the way you do anyway..my sister and I are the only non-canadian born people in my family...canadians just use weird words lol;) But I guess from your perspective, its the other way around.
Sorry I'm off-topic..shit i gotta go!
Sorry I'm off-topic..shit i gotta go!
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xxegonomicxx
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Canadian my ass, I was born and raised in South Texas.
I won't get into defending/explaining my dialect, but that statement in itself should explain everything: It's nothing more than purely dialectical-speak.
Repeat after me class: S-E-M-A-N-T-I-C-S! Semantics!
The two most difficult and interrelated questions in semantics are "What is meaning?" and "Where do you find it?" Is meaning the content of language, the referents of langauge, a concept, a cognitive process, an indescribable mental event, or an appropriate response of a listener?
It can be assumed that my speech follows the pattern of the theory of cognitive process. In other words, you won't find meaning in the word "super" in and of itself. "Super" is just 5 letters meshed together. However, according to cognitive process theories, you should see the word "super" and immediately think of something above average or extraordinary.
As you can see, diction is irrelevant to the semantics of my previous post. If, from my 400+ words, all the meaning you can gather is that I may be from some environment foreign to your own, then a breakdown in communication has occurred, and you have what is known as a pragmatic language disorder.
Yours happens to be a problem maintaining topics of conversation.
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I won't get into defending/explaining my dialect, but that statement in itself should explain everything: It's nothing more than purely dialectical-speak.
Repeat after me class: S-E-M-A-N-T-I-C-S! Semantics!
The two most difficult and interrelated questions in semantics are "What is meaning?" and "Where do you find it?" Is meaning the content of language, the referents of langauge, a concept, a cognitive process, an indescribable mental event, or an appropriate response of a listener?
It can be assumed that my speech follows the pattern of the theory of cognitive process. In other words, you won't find meaning in the word "super" in and of itself. "Super" is just 5 letters meshed together. However, according to cognitive process theories, you should see the word "super" and immediately think of something above average or extraordinary.
As you can see, diction is irrelevant to the semantics of my previous post. If, from my 400+ words, all the meaning you can gather is that I may be from some environment foreign to your own, then a breakdown in communication has occurred, and you have what is known as a pragmatic language disorder.
Yours happens to be a problem maintaining topics of conversation.
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You're canadian if I'm not mistaken, right? I can tell by the way you type/the words you use...'super'..its not a word we folks in 'the states' use much ;) In the way you do anyway..my sister and I are the only non-canadian born people in my family...canadians just use weird words lol;) But I guess from your perspective, its the other way around.
Sorry I'm off-topic..shit i gotta go!
EH! Platinum, M'friend :biggrin2: scuse me, but FUCK YOU :)
Yall use fucked up words, i meen what the fuck is an aight anyway....
but back to the topic, I found this one day lookin for something else. I'm 1/2 way thru chapter 3, it's um intresting reading. Yall might just like it.......
http://www.asstr.org/~scipio/main.html
For the other *Candians to enjoy this as well*
EH ! Le platine, scuse me, mais VOUS BAISER :)
L'usage de Yall a baisé en haut des mots, je meen que la baise est un aight de toute façon. ...
Mais de retour au sujet, je ceci ai trouvé un lookin de jour pour quelque chose d'autre. Je suis 1/2 façon au chapitre 3, c'est la lecture de intresting de um. Yall pourrait juste comme il. ......
Sorry I'm off-topic..shit i gotta go!
EH! Platinum, M'friend :biggrin2: scuse me, but FUCK YOU :)
Yall use fucked up words, i meen what the fuck is an aight anyway....
but back to the topic, I found this one day lookin for something else. I'm 1/2 way thru chapter 3, it's um intresting reading. Yall might just like it.......
http://www.asstr.org/~scipio/main.html
For the other *Candians to enjoy this as well*
EH ! Le platine, scuse me, mais VOUS BAISER :)
L'usage de Yall a baisé en haut des mots, je meen que la baise est un aight de toute façon. ...
Mais de retour au sujet, je ceci ai trouvé un lookin de jour pour quelque chose d'autre. Je suis 1/2 façon au chapitre 3, c'est la lecture de intresting de um. Yall pourrait juste comme il. ......
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Keep it on topic
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Easiest way to pick up a girl, is to drive down the street, find a prostetute and give them 100 bucks ;) J/K But really that has to be the easiest way :D
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xxegonomicxx
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lmao... well my project with that hot girl is working. A few days ago she came up to me and said "I don't have a book, can I sit with you?" and then yesterday I said "Hey now it's my turn... I forgot my book." and she laughed.... of course I had my book well hidden in the recesses of my backpack. I'm not saying much either.. and she's so into the whole "mysterious" bit. Wonderful.
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Rock on man, thats cool. Keep her wondering and she'll keep on thinking.