Men's Rules
Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
Men's Rules, women just learn to live with em!
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IslaScotts
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Re: Men's Rules, women just learn to live with em!
Laugh... now you KNOW this mouthy assed bitch has got to say something!!!!
:angel:
Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Umm we are women... complaining is what we do. You know what I have sad to a few guys... you KNOW something is really wrong when I am NOT complaining.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!
Like you guys could ever get the perfect or even GOOD present for that matter... we are suprised if you get us anything at all.
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Thats ok... we don't usually think about you, unless its ways we can manipulate you into doing what we want :)
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Thats ok, Sundays are my days to fuck the other man in my life.. you keep your sports ;)
Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
Ok, now you sound like a gay guy. Wouldn't you prefer a shaved pussy over long hair on her head? (BTW see attachment)
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
Well i definately don't speak for other women.. I say exactly what I mean and don't beat around the bush ask Stu (invisigod) most people hate me for it.. but Stu (rareity) likes that about me.
We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!
Shit, I have a hard time remebering my own daughters birthday?!?! I am just bad with numbers.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Ummm... I only have 3 pairs of shoes too. Knee high boots, black high heeled sandals, and black leather heeled dress shoes for work. Nuff said!
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Not only are they acceptable, they are preffered.. we don't want to listen to idiots talk! We are the masters of the leash and collar, slaves are only supposed to say yes.. and the ocassional no if thats what we want to hear :)
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
Like men could solve problems, HA! And sympathy is reserved for my Sunday post fuck-fest when the guy im cheating with sympathizes with what an asshole my BF is :)
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Awww how sweet, you really think its a headache.... poor guy. Why have a hotdog and still feel hungry at home when I can go out and have a porterhouse whenever I want to be satisfied.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
As anyone I fuck is not important 30 minutes after the deed, when you pick me up from a late night at "work."
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
Soap opera's suck (except passions.. that is the goddmned FUNNIEST show in the world!!!!.. evil midget puppets.. amnesia.. the witch lady next door.) Fuck victoria secret.. give me slutville Fredricks of Hollywood!
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
Most of all women.. skinny or fat think they really are fat.. or atleast need to loose weight.. but I don't need to ask someone who has a beer gut bigger than my head!!
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
We don't try to inturpret anyway, good old fashioned ignoring works best anyway.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
My rule... if I saw her first.. she is mine... so back off buddy.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Well.. great.. that solves my problems.. i will tell you exactly what to do, how to do it, and when to it... that's a good slave. Now rub my feet bitch, softly, focus on the pads, and start rubbing now!!! Hahaa the lesser race is so sad... can't even think for themselves anymore.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Like I would waste my time talking to you... I only make demands. Now, go take out the garbage like a good slave.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
Thats ok, I don't mind being late... I don't need a long time with the other guy.. he can make me cum in less than 2 minutes.
TThe relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
Thank god... that means you will shut up all ready with your idiotic drone of a voice...
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
Mauve is the color, when you have red wings at the end of a girls period.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
See.. I knew it... you're gay. I told you a million times.. you keep going to that mens spa.. your eventually going to catch something?!!?
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
I am a mind reader... imm thinking... reading... ummm... nope there is nothing in your mind.. it's empty.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
We don't like ripping you a new asshole EVERDAY... i mean that is cruel to our slaves. We know you will just go on about your business.. it is just a way to irk you without having to completely reject your entire being.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
We expect to hear idiocy... like you could give an intelligent or relevant answer to begin with.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
Wait, you think?? Last I checked with my mind reading... it was blank.. hell everytime i check it is blank.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
Thats because your slave, pea sized brain cannot comprehend anything more than flashing images, only to be forgotten 2 seconds later because your brain isn't equiped with higher thinking.
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
Handbag?!?!? Handbag.... hahahaha you really ARE gay... no one but gay men say handbags.. and only gay men carry handbags. It is called a purse... and I am of the species that doesn't carry one. If it doesn't fit in my pocket it is not worth carrying. Nuff said.
Anyway... I wanted to see what a smartass and bitch I could be... hope I can contend with the assholes around here.
:angel:
Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Umm we are women... complaining is what we do. You know what I have sad to a few guys... you KNOW something is really wrong when I am NOT complaining.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!
Like you guys could ever get the perfect or even GOOD present for that matter... we are suprised if you get us anything at all.
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Thats ok... we don't usually think about you, unless its ways we can manipulate you into doing what we want :)
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Thats ok, Sundays are my days to fuck the other man in my life.. you keep your sports ;)
Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
Ok, now you sound like a gay guy. Wouldn't you prefer a shaved pussy over long hair on her head? (BTW see attachment)
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
Well i definately don't speak for other women.. I say exactly what I mean and don't beat around the bush ask Stu (invisigod) most people hate me for it.. but Stu (rareity) likes that about me.
We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!
Shit, I have a hard time remebering my own daughters birthday?!?! I am just bad with numbers.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Ummm... I only have 3 pairs of shoes too. Knee high boots, black high heeled sandals, and black leather heeled dress shoes for work. Nuff said!
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Not only are they acceptable, they are preffered.. we don't want to listen to idiots talk! We are the masters of the leash and collar, slaves are only supposed to say yes.. and the ocassional no if thats what we want to hear :)
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
Like men could solve problems, HA! And sympathy is reserved for my Sunday post fuck-fest when the guy im cheating with sympathizes with what an asshole my BF is :)
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Awww how sweet, you really think its a headache.... poor guy. Why have a hotdog and still feel hungry at home when I can go out and have a porterhouse whenever I want to be satisfied.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
As anyone I fuck is not important 30 minutes after the deed, when you pick me up from a late night at "work."
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
Soap opera's suck (except passions.. that is the goddmned FUNNIEST show in the world!!!!.. evil midget puppets.. amnesia.. the witch lady next door.) Fuck victoria secret.. give me slutville Fredricks of Hollywood!
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
Most of all women.. skinny or fat think they really are fat.. or atleast need to loose weight.. but I don't need to ask someone who has a beer gut bigger than my head!!
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
We don't try to inturpret anyway, good old fashioned ignoring works best anyway.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
My rule... if I saw her first.. she is mine... so back off buddy.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Well.. great.. that solves my problems.. i will tell you exactly what to do, how to do it, and when to it... that's a good slave. Now rub my feet bitch, softly, focus on the pads, and start rubbing now!!! Hahaa the lesser race is so sad... can't even think for themselves anymore.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Like I would waste my time talking to you... I only make demands. Now, go take out the garbage like a good slave.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
Thats ok, I don't mind being late... I don't need a long time with the other guy.. he can make me cum in less than 2 minutes.
TThe relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
Thank god... that means you will shut up all ready with your idiotic drone of a voice...
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
Mauve is the color, when you have red wings at the end of a girls period.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
See.. I knew it... you're gay. I told you a million times.. you keep going to that mens spa.. your eventually going to catch something?!!?
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
I am a mind reader... imm thinking... reading... ummm... nope there is nothing in your mind.. it's empty.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
We don't like ripping you a new asshole EVERDAY... i mean that is cruel to our slaves. We know you will just go on about your business.. it is just a way to irk you without having to completely reject your entire being.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
We expect to hear idiocy... like you could give an intelligent or relevant answer to begin with.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
Wait, you think?? Last I checked with my mind reading... it was blank.. hell everytime i check it is blank.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
Thats because your slave, pea sized brain cannot comprehend anything more than flashing images, only to be forgotten 2 seconds later because your brain isn't equiped with higher thinking.
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
Handbag?!?!? Handbag.... hahahaha you really ARE gay... no one but gay men say handbags.. and only gay men carry handbags. It is called a purse... and I am of the species that doesn't carry one. If it doesn't fit in my pocket it is not worth carrying. Nuff said.
Anyway... I wanted to see what a smartass and bitch I could be... hope I can contend with the assholes around here.
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IslaScotts
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Re: Men's Rules, women just learn to live with em!
Here are the attatchments..
Angelina Jolie and Winnona Ryder (I looked just like Winnona.. cause I got the same hairstyle as in this pic.) Your telling me... you wouldn't want to bag a girl that look this hot?!?!? Short hair, be lucky at your age you can get any gal ;)
Angelina Jolie and Winnona Ryder (I looked just like Winnona.. cause I got the same hairstyle as in this pic.) Your telling me... you wouldn't want to bag a girl that look this hot?!?!? Short hair, be lucky at your age you can get any gal ;)
Re: Men's Rules, women just learn to live with em!
Women dont sweat, fart or belch.
If they didn't bitch and complain they would explode! :finger1:
If they didn't bitch and complain they would explode! :finger1:
Re: Men's Rules, women just learn to live with em!
Winnona Ryder (I looked just like Winnona.. ;)
So have you been busted for shoplifting on Rodeo Drive too? (snicker) :ehh:
So have you been busted for shoplifting on Rodeo Drive too? (snicker) :ehh:
Re: Men's Rules, women just learn to live with em!
Thats ok, Sundays are my days to fuck the other man in my life.. you keep your sports
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! :hump:
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! :hump:
Re: Men's Rules, women just learn to live with em!
Like men could solve problems, HA! And sympathy is reserved for my Sunday post fuck-fest when the guy im cheating with sympathizes with what an asshole my BF is
Tony asked which sunday you want him there :D
Tony asked which sunday you want him there :D
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Ok, now you sound like a gay guy. Wouldn't you prefer a shaved pussy over long hair on her head? (BTW see attachment)
Attachment? What attachment? Just like a CHICK to forget to post the attachment :D :D :thefinger:
Attachment? What attachment? Just like a CHICK to forget to post the attachment :D :D :thefinger:
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IslaScotts
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Re: Men's Rules, women just learn to live with em!
Attachment? What attachment? Just like a CHICK to forget to post the attachment :D :D :thefinger:
See.. just like a man.. can even get lost in a forum. Umm look at my post saying here are the attachments.. the picture of Jolie and Ryder.
See.. just like a man.. can even get lost in a forum. Umm look at my post saying here are the attachments.. the picture of Jolie and Ryder.
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IslaScotts
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Re: Men's Rules, women just learn to live with em!
Tony asked which sunday you want him there :D
Hahahaha... yeah I bet he said that!!!! HAhahaha.
Hahahaha... yeah I bet he said that!!!! HAhahaha.