points of life...

[Xetox]

1 -He who laughs last, thinks slowest



2 -Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.



3 -A day without sunshine is like . ....night.



4 -On the other hand, you have different fingers.



5 -Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.



6 -I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.



7 -When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.



8 -Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.



9 -Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't

10-I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.



11-You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.



12-I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.



13-Honk if you love peace and quiet.



14-Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?



15-Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.



16-It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.



17-It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.



18-The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you havea 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.



19-You can't have everything, where would you put it?



20-Just remember. . . if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

[Speed]

18-The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you havea 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.



So true, so true.

[Pike]

Those are so true. Laughing to hard. Hard to breath.:-p

[War Hawk]

thats like Bush saying:



"We get our imports from other countries." - George Bush

[Rust In Peace]

LOL, good stuff!