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[BlackHaze]

Mine's bigger



Yeah but see measuring from underneath starting at the scrotum doesn't count :)

[Bannon]

You are all so pathetic.



..Then Post a picture of your walrus of a wife, and tell the story of how you met her at a BBS GTG.



The truth hurts.



hehehehehe. thats what's so great. everytime i tell that to Locke he tells me how stupid i am for typing "your" instead of "you're".....



He never has anything to say on that subject becuase he knows how pathetic it is....



Locke go buy your sasquatch wife a back-scratcher...

--if you can afford it

[Locke Cole]

hehehehehe. thats what's so great. everytime i tell that to Locke he tells me how stupid i am for typing "your" instead of "you're".....



He never has anything to say on that subject becuase he knows how pathetic it is....

Look, moron, I know you're the single stupidest fucker alive, but when you're berating me by saying I'm less intelligent than you and then making the same God damned spelling mistake you've made in almost every post (despite having been attacked for it previously, so you should know better by now), you look like a complete and utter fool (which, in this case, looks are not deceiving).



You notice the only other person here supporting you is Miles? I think that speaks for itself.



Locke go buy your sasquatch wife a back-scratcher...

--if you can afford it

Yes, you know so much about me, it's really stunning. It's like you've stalked me all my life and know everything in amazing detail. So now I can add you to my stalker list; Miles and now Bannon.



Or, or.. are Miles and Bannon the same person? Perhaps a multiple personality disorder that's manifesting itself as Miles and now Bannon?



Seriously, you two are the most pitiful people alive. Get help.

[Bannon]

You notice the only other person here supporting you is Miles? I think that speaks for itself.



Do you notice how you have your own thread for getting flamed? I think THAT speaks for itself. Jackass...



Yes, you know so much about me, it's really stunning. It's like you've stalked me all my life and know everything in amazing detail. So now I can add you to my stalker list; Miles and now Bannon.



I dont need to stalk you... I know you met your wife in Silvermere and that makes you more pathetic than the bums that meet their wives at bar's...



Or, or.. are Miles and Bannon the same person? Perhaps a multiple personality disorder that's manifesting itself as Miles and now Bannon?



Seriously, you two are the most pitiful people alive. Get help.



you.... met.... your... wife... playing... video... games.....



We're pitiful? We need help?

---even YOU can see the irony in that, dipshit...

[Raybdbomb]

i'd have to agree... i think your pitiful (Bannon style) and i think your (again, Bannon style) in need of help

[BlackHaze]

I know you met your wife in Silvermere and that makes you more pathetic than the bums that meet their wives at bar's...



you.... met.... your... wife... playing... video... games.....





Don't you think that's a little bit worn out by now? Seriously. Does it really matter WHERE someone meets their significant other? This is the computer age, not everyone has their parents arrange marriages for them you know. Two people meet doing something they both enjoy is the same as meeting someone at a baseball game, a movie theatre, a BAR, a country club, a skating rink, jogging, at a carnival, the zoo, a walk in the park, a night club, hanging out at a friends house, or a bowling alley. You can't seriously put someone down for how they met a person they intend to spend the rest of their life with. And as far as dogging on someone about majormud i think you need a mirror as this whole thing started over you getting banned from a MAJORMUD forum. I think you should use this opportunity to steer clear of majormud because if you are that upset about someone you met online, you need a little bit of a timeout. Getting a little bit obsessed there buddy boy. And as a closing note, if you are seriously as well off as you say you are, why are you wasting your time dicking around bitching a whining online? Go put your "success" to good use and find something productive to do. Here's a thought. Stop complaining about Locke and spend some time with your beautiful wife and children.

[barracuda1187]

the one Ford hater calling it a Rustang...



Actually I like Fords.



But using the term 'Rustang' is just such a good troll, I couldn't resist :wordup:

[Locke Cole]

Oh, and for everyone here who gives a shit (which besides Miles and Bannon, I doubt anybody cares), I in fact did not meet my wife in MajorMUD (and we didn't meet at a BBS GTG either). But by all means guys, go right on taking pot shots with incorrect assumptions.



None of that matters anyways-- as BlackHaze pointed out people meet in all sorts of environments: what's so weird about two people meeting in MMUD or on a BBS? If anything, this makes you sound ignorant of how people end up in relationships.

[Bannon]

Don't you think that's a little bit worn out by now? Seriously. Does it really matter WHERE someone meets their significant other? This is the computer age, not everyone has their parents arrange marriages for them you know. Two people meet doing something they both enjoy is the same as meeting someone at a baseball game, a movie theatre, a BAR, a country club, a skating rink, jogging, at a carnival, the zoo, a walk in the park, a night club, hanging out at a friends house, or a bowling alley. You can't seriously put someone down for how they met a person they intend to spend the rest of their life with. And as far as dogging on someone about majormud i think you need a mirror as this whole thing started over you getting banned from a MAJORMUD forum. I think you should use this opportunity to steer clear of majormud because if you are that upset about someone you met online, you need a little bit of a timeout. Getting a little bit obsessed there buddy boy. And as a closing note, if you are seriously as well off as you say you are, why are you wasting your time dicking around bitching a whining online? Go put your "success" to good use and find something productive to do. Here's a thought. Stop complaining about Locke and spend some time with your beautiful wife and children.



nice spiel..



i must comment however on the meeting of people at the park, zoo, baseball game... etc. ---its funny that you say that because in EVERY situation you mentioned you can actually SEE the person your with rather than a fantasy-text discription of them...



and on another note... have you seen pictures of the women that play MajorMUD???? name ONE that you would actually have consensual sex with without being so drunk that you can't see straight.... I mean Locke's wife probably fell off the ugly tree and hit every god damn branch on the way down... got up and sombody said to her "DamN! You look like you got hit with a bag of whatthefuck?!?"



Good job Locke! :wordup:



and final note... replying to these silly threads takes 3 minutes at most... more if i have to fucking proof-read it so dumbass Locke doesnt criticize my grammer...



--what do you think i do with the rest 24 hours of the day? twiddle my thumbs?

[Bannon]

Oh, and for everyone here who gives a shit (which besides Miles and Bannon, I doubt anybody cares), I in fact did not meet my wife in MajorMUD (and we didn't meet at a BBS GTG either). But by all means guys, go right on taking pot shots with incorrect assumptions.



None of that matters anyways-- as BlackHaze pointed out people meet in all sorts of environments: what's so weird about two people meeting in MMUD or on a BBS? If anything, this makes you sound ignorant of how people end up in relationships.



:wahh: shut up you know you married Chancellor Annora...